(I do not own any Sly Cooper characters, and if they were not in the Sly series then they are mine)
0001 hours, 1/1/2026
Paris, France
Downtown hotel
New Years Eve, the perfect time to stage a heist. A lot of stuff was happening, so no
one noticed the two black figures enter the roof of a really fancy hotel. The figures were
the infamous Sniper Crew lead by the newest Thief Lord Chris Riddle. Now he was
crawling silently threw an air duct with his spotter and best friend Michal Tarpley. Both
had on full black suits with silenced weapons and the latest in high teck CQB
technology. Chris was 32 years old then as well as Tarpley (as Chris calls him), except
Chris was a Husky and Tarpley was a Wolf who had used too much hair dye and was
now a dark permanent (Idiot) blue. As they crawled threw the vent, they heard the
voices of the partiers who sounded like they had drinking to many bears. After 2
minuets of crawling, got to the master bedroom. Finding it empty, Chris and Tarpley got
out of the vent and started ransacking the room of any thing valuable in the black
market. Tarpley seceded in finding the owner's vault and Chris got $20,000 worth of
rubes and gold on the wardrobe. Suddenly, outside got quiet and Chris whispered to
Tarpley, "Grab the whole vault, we'll go throw it later." Muffled voices were heard and
sounded like some cops had crashed the party. Suddenly, a police copter was outside
of the apartment and had a powerful light trained at the master bedroom window. Chris
Looked at Tarpley and like brothers grabbed their silenced weapons, manly MP7s and
M1911A1 Colts. The vent was out, the copter would see them trying to scale back down
the building, so they had to us the front door. Again Chris turned to Tarpley and said,
"Stick to my tail and don't waver." Chris know Tarpley would fallow him to the top of the
world, and had in 2020 up Mt. Everest, and trusted his judgment. Both turned to the
door and bent down into low crouches like they learned in US Airborne special ops
school. The voices of the cops was louder now and bolt of the door clicked open and
the door opened a crack. That was the go signal. Both Chris and Tarpley shot
forwarded and shouldered the door open with Chris in the lead. Chris knocked over the
cop, a fat pig, and ran for the large window with Tarpley behind him. Chris and Tarpley
fired several shots into the window and slammed into the window at full speed. They
sailed throw the air some how managed to grab onto the landing skis of the police
copter. They climbed in eliminated the crew before landing. Five feet before they hit the
ground, they jumped out and the copter crooned into the street out of central. They ran
down a side ally and found Chris's custom 2010 Camaro SS. The Camaro was jet black
and had on the trunk a white outline of two sniper rifles crossed behind a skull. After 20
minutes of high speed driving they were at their hide out in a small complex under a
bridge near the river. The rest of the Crew was waiting for them: Lee Byers the Fox, one
of Chris and Tarpley's best friend, ex-cop, and hand to hand specialist; Tray Sanders
the Wolf, knife export and Sniper; and Noah Cederman the Falcon, driver and computer
expert. The loot was quickly sorted and placed in small vaults around the 4 rooms of the
hideout. Everyone gathered in the living room/command room/cafeteria to review the
last heist. "Man, you actually jumped out of a window?" asked Lee, "What do they teach
you guys in Airborne school?" Tarpley was in the back smoking a cigar, "It was fun, you
should try it some time." Suddenly the power shut off, Chris had a night vision scoop
out so he could see around the room. Every one grabbed what they could and moved
into the escape tunnel. Tray was closing the hatch when the front door burst open and
Interpol SWAT members came running in with assault rifles. Everyone double timed it
down the tunnel to the garage which held Chris's Camaro and a 2014 Chevy Silverado
that had been striped down and had armour and weapons attached to make the
dreaded SSC(Silverado Sniper Crew) Assault truck. In the bed of the truck was a turret
from a older retired M2 Bradley APC. Lee jumped into the bed and aimed at the tunnel
so no SWAT members could get them. Noah sat in the drivers seat of the Silverado and
Tarpley followed Chris into his Camaro. Tray, however, got on his 2010 Yamaha YZF-
R1 LE and activated the garage door to open. Outside, waiting for them was 20 police
cars. The data computer built into Chris's Camaro identified one of the cops as chief
inspector Carmelita Fox as well as her third rate side-kick inspector Eli Cooper. Eli
claimed to be related to the former Sly Cooper and was helping Interpol track down
criminals that have escape them for too long. Now he had succeeded in finding their
last hideout, so that left on choose, and the Sniper Crew was going to use it. Since Lee
had the M242 25mm chain gun armed, he started firing at the cars. He also fired several
smoke grenades, covering them so they couldn't be hit from above. Carmelita and Eli
were already out of the way so instead they retreated up the river to get out of the fire.
Everyone hit the accelerator and Chris even did his Camaro's signature wheelie. 10
hours later they were heading north at nearly 200 MPH to a small airport where they
kept their C-130H transport aircraft. As they got closer, the gate opened as the owner
saw them coming. Suddenly a bolt of electricity slammed into Chris's Camaro causing it
to short circuit. One also hit the Silverado and Tray's YZF-R1 LE. Their engines and
weapons died and over 30 Interpol members ran up to them and arrested them. 2 miles
away Carmelita and Eli were watching this unfold with smiles, they got them.
(What does Interpol want the SC for and who exactly is Eli?)
(Wait for chapter 2 and you will know!)
