The Totally Backwards Day in Hogwarts School RETURNS!
Chapter Two: Flashbacks
Harry woke up. It had been about a week since that horrible tragedy (which, I must say, was a joy to write anyway!). He was in the Gryfindor Boys' Dorm. He shuddered when he thought of that terrifying day.
He walked down to the Great Hall, only to want to run back up. He had had a traumatic day before in his life (and for those of you who didn't read my last fic, The TOTALLY Backwards Day at Hogwarts School, I will explain what happened).
Harry didn't want to think about it! It was horrible. Everyone acted exactly OPPOSITE than they usually did. (I feel a flashback coming on) Ron had brown curly hair, and he was unusually brainy.. Kind of like Hermione, but worse!
"Harry, do you happen to know the average radius of a cumulus cloud at a 137 degree angle from the sun at approximately four in the afternoon in mid-fall?" (Chapter Three)
Hermione.. brace yourself.. Hermione FORGOT HER HOMEWORK!! She had red hair and an attitude, kind of like Ron, but, you know, worse!
"Honestly, Harry, you should get your glasses fixed. I'm Hermione, duh! By the way, who does your hair? Albert Einstien?!" (Chapter One)
First period was Potions with Snape.. he didn't even want to think about Snape! Snape was all makeupy.. It was gross!
"Oh!" he said. He looked at his pearly pink watch. "Class time already!" He put his hands with long sickly ruby-red nails up to his cheeks. "Fashionably late, you know," Snape said with a giggle. (Chapter Two)
Malfoy happened to sit next to him. He had fake glasses on, green contact lenses, and the tatoo of a scar on his forehead. In other words, he looked just like Harry.
"Hey, gorgeous," Malfoy said. "What are you doing tonight?"
Next was Transfiguration.. McGonagall had a Brooklyn accent, and she definitely changed her wardrobe a bit.
McGonagall was.. quite different. Flowing long black robes? I think not. Red mini-skirt with a white top with red words plastered right across that certain part of her chest one would normally get yelled and scolded at for looking there said BOYS AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT TROUBLE!. Black hair in a tight bun? Wrong. Long white-blonde veela-ish hair loose and all about. Stern look on her pale face? Looks more like three pounds of makeup and a.. weird.. grin thingy.. oh, and some gum. Green gum. I like gum. (I also like putting short unnecessary sentences in the middle of my fic.) (Chapter Three)
Colin Creevey?! He sent chills down Harry's spine.. Colin accidentally KNOCKED HARRY OUT by hitting him *playfully* in the back.
Colin slapped Harry on the back. "Hey, buddy, where've you been the last year?.. Harry?.... Harry, are you okay?"
Harry swayed on the spot.
FLUMP. (Chapter Four)
Then.. Oh, this was horrible.. Colin sang him a LULLABY during Lunch when he was unconscious! Since everyone was opposite, no one laughed.. except for Hermione.
"Rock-a-bye, Harry, in Hogwarts School,
Slytherins stink and Gryfindors rule,
I slapped you a little hard and you began to fall,
and do-own came Harry, spellbooks and all."
Harry could not believe what was happening. He knew everyone would be laughing at him. Quite the contrary. Everyone was going "Awwwww" and "How cute!" like they were all his mother. Only Hermione was rolling on the floor laughing.
Fred and George? He had begged them to play a trick on him, to make him wake up and be normal again. They weren't twins, they were totally different!
"Whatever are you talking about?" asked a tall thin boy.
"Fred, please, don't lose your trail of advanced thought," a small fat boy said.
"George, I downloaded it onto the memory database," the tall thin boy said.
"Oh, no," Harry said, feeling his forehead. "WHY did I have to do that.. God, why is this happening?"
And I won't even MENTION what's happening in Heaven.. (Chapter Four)
"Yoo tayk the dool axe, an' all tayke the shahrp axe and all slaw-terr heep-o-greefs before ye.." (Translation: "You take the dull axe and I'll take the sharp axe and I'll slaughter hippogriffs before you..")
Three guesses who that is. Hagrid. He's TINY, and had a high, squeaky Scottish Accent/Pirate Accent voice. (Chapter Five)
And Ginny? Sweet and shy as normal? Also a bit taken with Harry? (Chapter 6)
"You can think what you want! I am not attracted to you, Harry Potter!"
Ahem. Moving on...
Ron dragged Harry upstairs and round the corner into a classroom. Students were lining up to pet the cute, fuzzy orange Mrs. Norris, who was playing with a ball of yarn on her back in such a way that screamed out, "PLAY WITH ME!" (Chapter Six)
Enough said here!
And Harry especially got chills about Divination..
"My, it is hot out, isn't it?" Professor Trelawney said. The class had assembled. "I've put in this muggle hair-solicitor into the wall instead of that red-hot fireplace. We'd be in blazes if we didn't have it on." (Chapter Six)
Professor Trelawney was... normal. Scary.
"The Candy-Man can!" he sang. "Who can take a rain-bowwwwww," he continued. "La-la-la-la-laaaaaaaa, the Candy-Man can! Yaay!" he looked at Harry. "Run off to class, run off to class! Always remember the candy-man can!" And he skipped off singing. (Chapter Seven)
Oh, Harry did feel sorry for poor, demented Filch. Yes, Filch.
There was one thing he liked about this weird day.
The stall opened, and Moaning Myrtle stepped out.
"Moaning Myrtle?" Harry said weakly.
Moaning Myrtle looked different. She had long straight blonde hair and she was taller. She looked a whole lot prettier but positively the most noticable difference of all is that she was smiling. "Oh, hello, Harry!" She gave him a hug. "I don't go by that name anymore, if it's all right with you," she said. "I now go by Marvelous Myrtle."
Harry looked at her, dazed. "Marvelous Myrtle," he said dreamily. He had a short vision of them skipping in a field but was brought back to earth by her call.
That wasn't too bad.
He also met characters like Professor Flitwick (tall), Madam Hooch (sulky), Madam Pince (nice), Professor Binns (funfunfun), and Professor Sprout (eeevil). They were all reeeally weird. But today.. In the Great Hall, he could not believe what he saw.
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Don't worry, more will be up soon, maybe tommorow!
Chapter Two: Flashbacks
Harry woke up. It had been about a week since that horrible tragedy (which, I must say, was a joy to write anyway!). He was in the Gryfindor Boys' Dorm. He shuddered when he thought of that terrifying day.
He walked down to the Great Hall, only to want to run back up. He had had a traumatic day before in his life (and for those of you who didn't read my last fic, The TOTALLY Backwards Day at Hogwarts School, I will explain what happened).
Harry didn't want to think about it! It was horrible. Everyone acted exactly OPPOSITE than they usually did. (I feel a flashback coming on) Ron had brown curly hair, and he was unusually brainy.. Kind of like Hermione, but worse!
"Harry, do you happen to know the average radius of a cumulus cloud at a 137 degree angle from the sun at approximately four in the afternoon in mid-fall?" (Chapter Three)
Hermione.. brace yourself.. Hermione FORGOT HER HOMEWORK!! She had red hair and an attitude, kind of like Ron, but, you know, worse!
"Honestly, Harry, you should get your glasses fixed. I'm Hermione, duh! By the way, who does your hair? Albert Einstien?!" (Chapter One)
First period was Potions with Snape.. he didn't even want to think about Snape! Snape was all makeupy.. It was gross!
"Oh!" he said. He looked at his pearly pink watch. "Class time already!" He put his hands with long sickly ruby-red nails up to his cheeks. "Fashionably late, you know," Snape said with a giggle. (Chapter Two)
Malfoy happened to sit next to him. He had fake glasses on, green contact lenses, and the tatoo of a scar on his forehead. In other words, he looked just like Harry.
"Hey, gorgeous," Malfoy said. "What are you doing tonight?"
Next was Transfiguration.. McGonagall had a Brooklyn accent, and she definitely changed her wardrobe a bit.
McGonagall was.. quite different. Flowing long black robes? I think not. Red mini-skirt with a white top with red words plastered right across that certain part of her chest one would normally get yelled and scolded at for looking there said BOYS AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT TROUBLE!. Black hair in a tight bun? Wrong. Long white-blonde veela-ish hair loose and all about. Stern look on her pale face? Looks more like three pounds of makeup and a.. weird.. grin thingy.. oh, and some gum. Green gum. I like gum. (I also like putting short unnecessary sentences in the middle of my fic.) (Chapter Three)
Colin Creevey?! He sent chills down Harry's spine.. Colin accidentally KNOCKED HARRY OUT by hitting him *playfully* in the back.
Colin slapped Harry on the back. "Hey, buddy, where've you been the last year?.. Harry?.... Harry, are you okay?"
Harry swayed on the spot.
FLUMP. (Chapter Four)
Then.. Oh, this was horrible.. Colin sang him a LULLABY during Lunch when he was unconscious! Since everyone was opposite, no one laughed.. except for Hermione.
"Rock-a-bye, Harry, in Hogwarts School,
Slytherins stink and Gryfindors rule,
I slapped you a little hard and you began to fall,
and do-own came Harry, spellbooks and all."
Harry could not believe what was happening. He knew everyone would be laughing at him. Quite the contrary. Everyone was going "Awwwww" and "How cute!" like they were all his mother. Only Hermione was rolling on the floor laughing.
Fred and George? He had begged them to play a trick on him, to make him wake up and be normal again. They weren't twins, they were totally different!
"Whatever are you talking about?" asked a tall thin boy.
"Fred, please, don't lose your trail of advanced thought," a small fat boy said.
"George, I downloaded it onto the memory database," the tall thin boy said.
"Oh, no," Harry said, feeling his forehead. "WHY did I have to do that.. God, why is this happening?"
And I won't even MENTION what's happening in Heaven.. (Chapter Four)
"Yoo tayk the dool axe, an' all tayke the shahrp axe and all slaw-terr heep-o-greefs before ye.." (Translation: "You take the dull axe and I'll take the sharp axe and I'll slaughter hippogriffs before you..")
Three guesses who that is. Hagrid. He's TINY, and had a high, squeaky Scottish Accent/Pirate Accent voice. (Chapter Five)
And Ginny? Sweet and shy as normal? Also a bit taken with Harry? (Chapter 6)
"You can think what you want! I am not attracted to you, Harry Potter!"
Ahem. Moving on...
Ron dragged Harry upstairs and round the corner into a classroom. Students were lining up to pet the cute, fuzzy orange Mrs. Norris, who was playing with a ball of yarn on her back in such a way that screamed out, "PLAY WITH ME!" (Chapter Six)
Enough said here!
And Harry especially got chills about Divination..
"My, it is hot out, isn't it?" Professor Trelawney said. The class had assembled. "I've put in this muggle hair-solicitor into the wall instead of that red-hot fireplace. We'd be in blazes if we didn't have it on." (Chapter Six)
Professor Trelawney was... normal. Scary.
"The Candy-Man can!" he sang. "Who can take a rain-bowwwwww," he continued. "La-la-la-la-laaaaaaaa, the Candy-Man can! Yaay!" he looked at Harry. "Run off to class, run off to class! Always remember the candy-man can!" And he skipped off singing. (Chapter Seven)
Oh, Harry did feel sorry for poor, demented Filch. Yes, Filch.
There was one thing he liked about this weird day.
The stall opened, and Moaning Myrtle stepped out.
"Moaning Myrtle?" Harry said weakly.
Moaning Myrtle looked different. She had long straight blonde hair and she was taller. She looked a whole lot prettier but positively the most noticable difference of all is that she was smiling. "Oh, hello, Harry!" She gave him a hug. "I don't go by that name anymore, if it's all right with you," she said. "I now go by Marvelous Myrtle."
Harry looked at her, dazed. "Marvelous Myrtle," he said dreamily. He had a short vision of them skipping in a field but was brought back to earth by her call.
That wasn't too bad.
He also met characters like Professor Flitwick (tall), Madam Hooch (sulky), Madam Pince (nice), Professor Binns (funfunfun), and Professor Sprout (eeevil). They were all reeeally weird. But today.. In the Great Hall, he could not believe what he saw.
*****
Don't worry, more will be up soon, maybe tommorow!