Author's Note: So this is rather disappointing to me, but Read and Review if you want. God knows I need the help e.e

Chapter One: An Adventure Begins

"Well, I guess I should start from the very basics. My name is Luigi. Kinda famous around these parts of the Mushroom Kingdom. Thing is, I don't really know why. My brother, Mario, does all the work: saving princesses, fighting turtles, and riding dinosaurs all over town. You wouldn't believe the shit he's been through...but this isn't his story. Not this time. I'm done living in his shadow. I mean, I don't even get credit for rescuing him from a bunch of creepy-ass ghosts...long story..." Luigi chuckled to himself as he twisted his moustache triumphantly.

Just then, a young Toad raised his hand, "Luigi, is this going to be boring?"

All the Toads around him suddenly piped up.

"Yeah, Luigi, this isn't a bedtime story, get on with it!"

"We already heard the story of your stupid mansion!"

Luigi sighed and got off the stage. He sulked away as Mario took his place behind the podium.

The Toads all cheered as he started telling a story of his most recent escapade.

Luigi stormed out of the building, throwing open the doors and going out into the night.

Dammit, Mario. Why do you always have to steal my thunder?

And as if on cue, it thundered and started to rain. Hard.

Crap.

Luigi turned his green hat over his face and headed home.

Luigi unlocked his front door, wiped his shoes on the welcome mat before he came inside, and turned on the light. He wrung out his hat and hung it up on the rack by the door. Running his hands through damp, dark brown hair, he turned around only to find...

"Daisy?!"

He slipped in a puddle he made with his shoes and landed right on his ass. He scrambled up nervously.

"I thought we...um...we broke up." he said quietly, as if saying it at a low volume would make them hurt less.

"No, you broke up with me." she was sitting in his recliner in the living room.

That's because you're freaking insane, he thought.

He only sighed and relaxed his shoulders a bit, "Semantics. What are you doing here?"

"Do I need a reason?"

Luigi rolled his eyes, "Well, you sort of turned up uninvited, so...yeah."

"Hmph," she snorted, crossing her arms and slouching down in Luigi's recliner like a small child, "Well, I was going to send you on an adventure of sorts, but if you're going to be rude, maybe I'll just ask Mario."

"Pffft. You're asking me to go on an adventure?"

Daisy shrugged, "Why not?"

"Well, I mean-don't you think you've got the wrong guy?" he couldn't help but laugh a little.

"Whatever. Are you in or not?"

The princess smoothed her yellow dress, waiting for an answer.

Luigi cleared his throat, "Yeah," he said with a little uncertainty. He didn't like where this was going, his ex-girlfriend asking him for help. But he was, in fact, tired of living in the shadow of his little brother.