Disclaimer: Hmm… Do I own One Piece? Well… I don't.
Me: Hello~ Yes. I decided I want to have two stories and just pile it on~ No. This idea was wandering in my mind and I finally decided to use it~ It is an insertion story~ YES~! I LIKE INSERTIONS~ I'm going to use "I" in here. Because it's EASIER FOR ME~ GYAHAHAHA~ Since One Piece is a JAPANESE ANIME, they talk in Japanese. Japanese talk is going to be in BOLD.
Pairings: I doubt it. One Piece crew probably has no interest in romance. But there will be flirting... Bad ones. I can't flirt. Never did and don't know how.
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I sighed as I twirled around in my chair. "I'm bored out of mind," I thought, still twirling around in my chair. "GAH. I'm going to PUKE IF I KEEP TWIRLING AROUND." I stopped and my mind was in a daze. "What should I do now? Maybe I'll play Brawl. [1] Nah. My sister's watching TV." I sat up and started playing Minesweeper on my laptop.
-FEW MINUTES LATER-
"I think I'll watch One Piece. I wonder how behind I am?" I wondered, clicking on the internet button. "Geh. It's so slow." I went to Instantz [2] to watch. "Geh. I'm just going to choose a random number and start from there." I clicked on episode 1. [3] I continued to watch until my mom came and turned the lights off. [4] "Time to sleep~ Man it would be so cool if I went to One Piece. Zoro's probably going to kill me though~" I went under the blankets and drifted off to sleep.
-THE NEXT MORNING-
"Zzzzz… WHA?" I woke up when I felt something jab my side non-stop. "AM I IN ONE PIECE?!?!"
"Unnie [5], get up," my sister said, annoyed. "And you're in bed." I deflated upon seeing my room and not in One Piece.
"Dang it. I thought thinking if I went to One Piece, it would happen but I guess it didn't work," I mumbled. "That sucks. Guess I'll never go to the One Piece World." I pushed it out of my mind and got out of bed, only to have my legs tangled in the blankets and landing face-first on the ground. "GOSH! That smarts!"
"You're so stupid, unnie," my sister said, laughing.
"SHADDUP!" I snapped. "You're stupid too!" My sister left the room laughing. "DANG IT! I WANNA GO TO ONE PIECE!" Grumbling, I got up, walked to the bathroom, and washed up. I put on my glasses and sat down on my desk. I grabbed my planner, flipping to the back where the Korean/Japanese/Chinese translations were. I started twirling in my chair with the planner in my hands. I closed my eyes, feeling my brain spin a thousand times. "Oh my god. I'm going to have brain damage if I don't stop soon." I stopped spinning only to find myself in a strange place. I walked like a drunk due to my dizziness and bumped into someone. My head was still spinning as the person I bumped into grabbed my collar. "?"
"Watch it, punk," the person growled. My vision focused finally.
"Whoa. Ahjusshi, [5] you're so ugly," I said, only to receive a confused look from the person.
"What did you say?" the person asked with an angered tone. "Are you insulting me?"
"Hunh?" I asked. "What? I don't understand."
"Idiot," the person spat. I shouted in realization, startling the person.
"JAPANESE?!?!?!" I shouted, pointing at the person. [6] I flipped to the Korean/Japanese/Chinese translations of the planner. "Here it is." "Just a moment, please." But the guy apparently disliked me and shoved me to the ground. "OW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR, YOU IDIOTIC GORILLA!" The person glared at me. Angered, I hit the person on the face with my planner. He growled and threw a punch. I, dropping the book, grabbed his wrist and flipped him rather horribly. [7] I punched him in the face, hoping that he'd fall unconscious. He didn't after the first punch. So I just kept punching him in the face until he fell unconscious. I let out a deep breath and suddenly felt searing pain erupting from my stomach. I looked down and paled. Blood was seeping through my clothes. I clutched at the wound, feeling the item that stabbed me pull out. "Crap. This really hurts." I turned around, hearing someone fall. A blonde person in a suit was in front of me.
"How dare you injure a lady," the person threatened. "Don't you know that ladies have to be treated with care?"
"Is that Sanji?" I wondered, before blacking out from the pain. I regained consciousness when something stung my wound. Badly. I jolted upright with a pained scream. "THAT HURTS!" A crash sounded on my right and I looked there. My eyes sparkled. "CHOPPER!" The said reindeer twitched, trying to hide himself more behind the table leg… failing though. "Aww… how cute. Ack. I should speak in Japanese. You're cute, Chopper." [8] The reindeer squirmed and ran out of the room. "Maybe I shouldn't have said that?" Chopper came back in with Robin and Luffy. "Hello, Luffy and Robin." Robin looked at me carefully while Luffy just grinned.
"She talks funny, Robin," Chopper said. "I was hoping you knew what language."
"Where are you from?" Luffy asked. I must have looked confused because he repeated the question. I looked around and sighed in relief. My planner was on the tabletop. I grabbed it, wincing because of the wound, and flipped through it. I deflated when I couldn't find the words that Luffy spoke. [9]
"I don't understand," I replied. Luffy looked confused and looked at Robin. Robin looked at the book in my hands.
"May I see the book?" Robin asked me. I looked through the book to find the words that matched.
"I don't understand," I repeated. Robin pointed at the book. "Oh. She wants the book." I handed it over. Robin grabbed it and looked at the page I was on. Confusion laced her face.
"I don't know any of this, Captain-san," Robin said. I looked confused. "Maybe Navigator-san will know. Can you call her for me, Captain-san?" Luffy nodded and left the room. He came back with Nami.
"Oh… Robin asked Luffy to bring Nami," I said. My sentence received confused looks from everyone.
"I have no idea what she said," Nami said.
"You guys have no idea what I'm saying, do you?" I said, laughing. Luffy laughed along while I received a suspicious glance from Nami.
"Luffy, she might be dangerous," Nami said. I was happy because I understood that statement.
"No. I'm not dangerous. I'm a human from world," I said, struggling with the pronunciation. Robin chuckled.
"I think she's trying to say that she's a human from another world," Robin said. I looked confused, only catching fragments of her words. I tried to stand up to explain through body motion, but the pain from the wound was too much for me and I fell into unconsciousness again. [10]
"This is going to be troublesome," Nami said, seeing me fall back to the bed unconscious. Robin chuckled.
"But I think it will be an interesting experience," Robin said, chuckling.
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[1]: I LOVE SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL. OH YEAH! I DON'T OWN THAT EITHER! I love Pit. Just look at my icon! Isn't he the cutest angel ever?!?!?!
[2]: I go to to watch One Piece. They're missing some episodes though but I don't really care. But it's a pain to look it up. XD
[3]: GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FROM THE BEGINNING!
[4]: Time flies when watching One Piece~ Not that I have a lot of time anyway.
[5]: Unnie means older sister in Korean. Ahjusshi means mister in Korean.
[6]: Wow. When I wrote this part, the baka song in my iTunes came on. I hope that doesn't mean something. The baka song is actually called Yasashii, Ii Ko ni Narenai from Ranma ½. Hahahhaa.
[7]: It's a good thing I learn Judo. Too bad, I'm just a white belt. Hahahhaa. But I'm okay at it. I'm hard to flip and my teacher said my stance is good.
[8]: I know a bit of Japanese. The basics.
[9]: The planner that has the Korean/Japanese/Chinese translations is next to me. I actually checked if it had it or not. It didn't.
[10]: I'm human. And I know that I cannot withstand a stab to the stomach because it would have been the first time I was stabbed. Being realistic. XD
Me: Okay. I'm ending it there. Because I have to go to sleep and I want to post this thing. I'm curious on people's thoughts on this. I read a lot of insertion stories but none had any problems about the language barrier thing so I thought I would do it. HAHAHAHA. This is what would really happen unless you know Japanese. THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!