WARNING: This is purely crack. Don't take this seriously. Seriously. Also, this is my first actual fanfiction that I've posted. This took like, ten minutes, but it's supposed to be ridiculous.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or its characters. That belongs to M. Kishimoto, who is a lucky lucky guy. If I owned Naruto, then Sasuke wouldn't be such a jerk. And be with Naruto! :3 ^^

~A Real Reason to Run For One's Life~

This is not happening.

This is seriously happening.

Sasuke Uchiha glances back over his shoulder. Oh no, they're still THERE!

Sprinting through narrow corridors, the last Uchiha grabbed some kunai and chucked them at his pursers. Quickly there were a couple of small explosions, but he knew that he didn't get them all.

Taking a left at a two-way hallway, Sasuke caught a quick glimpse of the…things….chasing him. They were robotic. They were killing machines.

They were pink.

"Sasuke-kun!" Creepy, monotone-ish voices called out, causing said raven to shiver. "Wait for us!"

That statement made Sasuke run even faster. No way was he going to get caught…..not by those….things…..

"Sasuke-kun!..."

"Sasuke-kun! Wait for us!..."

"Don't run away Sasuke-kun!..."

Then all too soon, the Uchiha ran into a wall.

Oh no…..a DEAD END!

Gulping, Sasuke turns around slowly. And there they were.

They were pink robotic creatures.

They were…..

Sakura-turrets.

And they were coming for him.

"SASUKE-KUN!"

Beep Beep! Beep Beep!

His eyes snapped open. Instead of fan-girl robots, all that was there was his blank ceiling. Sitting up, Sasuke scans his surroundings. The walls were covered with posters of various interests, not panels. The beeping came from the alarm on his phone, telling him to get his butt out of bed and get ready for school.

Sighing in relief, Sasuke gets out of bed to get ready and everything. As he leaves his room, a certain poster catches his eyes. Scowling, he rips it off the walls and tosses it in the trashcan.

Never again will he play Portal II.

NEVER.

R. Musica: Sooo…..*looks at her guests* how was it?

Sasuke: ….*glares* Really? Sakura-turrets?

Naruto: Yeah! Why am I not in it?

R. Musica: because Naruto-turrets wouldn't be as nightmare-ish as Sakura-turrets! *turns to Sasuke* Right Sasu-chan?

Sasuke: *death glare* …Don't. Call. Me. THAT!

R. Musica: :3 ^^

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