Just a Regular Day
This is just practice! Not an actual story, unless you want it to. :)
Anyway, onto the story! :O
It was a typical day in high school; People were being harassed and beaten, whilst others are the ones doing the harassing and beating.
While the teachers were yelling "HEY! BOWSER, PUT PEACH DOWN!" "PHILIP, STOP KISSING AURORA!" "SPONGEBOB, STOP BLOWING BUBBLES!" "PUT ME DOWN, OKI!" "IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE! I SAID PUT ME DOWN!" "OK, WHO MADE ME LOOK LIKE A UNICORN PRINCESS?! I SAID CLOWN! CLOWN!"
It was a pretty weird school.
In a good way.
Come on, teachers looking like unicorn princesses? How many times have you seen that in your life?
That's what I thought.
The principal was having a very hard time keeping the students in order. Her teachers were near to the point of snapping, her students on the verge of being expelled, her career coming to an end!
And here she is, writing a story about her career.
"Where did I go wrong?" I ask myself, rubbing my forehead.
The secretary, Isshaku, comes in.
"THOSE KIDS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!" He yells.
I can tell he was crying before he came in by the tear stains on his face.
And the wails I heard from across the hall.
"Do you think I am doing my job?" I ask, slightly irritated.
"What?" He asks.
"I mean, what I'm thinking...new teachers." I smirk.
"Uh...what?"
Face-palm.
"I mean, getting new teachers. New teachers that can control kids. I know this guy, who knows this guy, who knows this guy, who knows this guy-"
"Kat, I get it," Isshaku sighs, rubbing his head. "But I don't think new teachers are really gonna help. I mean...what if the kids actually LIKE the teachers?" He asks.
"Frollo is one of them." I say.
He gasps.
"Basically, it's every villain I know." I say, pointing to my head.
"Um...Bowser and Vaati go to this school."
He obviously didn't know my plan...
Meh heh heh heh...
Uh, I mean...
Teehee!
Spongebob Narrator: Later.
"I'm fired?!" Mrs. Kida shrieks at me.
"Um...yeah..." I say, quite awkwardly.
Kida lifts me up, kisses both my cheeks, hugs me like a pillow, then runs out faster than Sonic the Hedgehog, laughing like a maniac and screaming "I'M FREE! I'M FREEEEEE! FREEDOM!'
The breeze from her speed was quite pleasant.
In comes the new History teacher, Mr. Frollo.
"Good luck," I say. "You're gonna need a lot of it."
Spongebob Narrator: 2 hours later...
The hallways were quiet.
Too quiet.
I walk up to Esmeralda.
"Hey, Esme. You look scared. What happened?" I ask.
She looked at me, in a horrified way.
"Did you happen to look at Mr. Frollo's background stuff?" She asks.
"You mean, background check?" I ask.
"Yes."
"Yup," I answer. "He's a full Catholic, legal guardian of Quasimodo." I say.
"Full? HE WAS SNIFFING ME THE ENTIRE PERIOD." She states.
"So?"
She glares at me. Then walks away.
"Hm. Touchy touchy, tricky tricky..."
I have no idea why I said that.
And that's enough. If you like, I shall continue. Bye! :D