IM's with Sans

by Ravens dark master

When Sans and the underground crew get hooked on instant messaging, it isn't hard for everyone to tell when Sans is in one of his "moods". Follow along and watch as Sans brings everyone to their knees with his annoying ways. (OOC By a lot, but still funny)

1. Chara

BlueSkele98:Opened Chat

Gr33nD3ath: Signed on

Blueskele98: Hey kiddo

Gr33nD3ath: I'm not a kid.

BlueSkele98: Hey not a kid, I'm Sans

Gr33nD3ath: Sans! I have a name!

BlueSkele98:No it's actually "Sans Gaster" but thanks for tryin

Gr33nD3ath: I swear to god.

BlueSkele98: Language!

Gr33nD3ath: I'm not twelve, I could you kill you with one hit!

BlueSkele98: Do you wanna have a bad time, kid?

Gr33nD3ath: I'M NOT A KID!

BlueSkele98: ...

Gr33nD3ath: PUT ME DOWN SANS!

Blueskele98: "You're mean and no one wants to play with you" is that downputting enough?

Gr33nD3ath: I WILL KILL YOU!

BlueSkele98: What these aren't tickling your RIBS?

Gr33nD3ath: PUT ME THE F*CK DOWN I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU

BlueSkele98: Hey I thought these were humerous...

Gr33nD3ath: I WILL THROW MY KNIFE AT YOU

BlueSkele98: And when you miss…?

Gr33nD3ath: I WON'T MISS YOU BLUE WHORE

BlueSkele98: That was one time and she was pretty fine

Gr33nD3ath: OH MY F*CKING GOD

BlueSkele98: What? Jealous you weren't invited to the Bone Zone?

Gr33nD3ath: Put me down ... ….. please

Blueskele98: Aight

Gr33nD3ath: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DROP ME YOU F*CKING IDOT

BlueSkele98:Idot? As in I dot, you dot, we all dot?

Gr33nD3ath: IDIOT*

BlueSkele98: Are you on your "."?

Gr33nD3ath: My dot? I don't get it?

BlueSkele98: "."

Gr33nD3ath: My red dot?

BlueSkele98: C'mon kid what do you call the dot?

Gr33nD3ath: The end of a sentence?

BlueSkele98: *Rolls eyes* And you call me the "Idot"

Gr33nD3ath: OH MY GOD SANS YOU F*CKING! LKANFHUADJAIUSD SANS!

Blueskele98: That's my name don't wear it out

Gr33nD3ath: IF I WAS STILL MERGED WITH ASRIEL I SWEAR

BlueSkele98: You swear without being merged with him

Gr33nD3ath: YOU FAT BLUE BASTARD

BlueSkele98: You do realize i'm a skeleton right?

Gr33nD3ath: YEAH A FAT ONE

BlueSkele98: Big Boned*

Gr33nD3ath: FOR A SKELETON YOU SURE WEIGH A SKELE-TON

BlueSkele98: looks like I'm rubbing off on you

Gr33nD3ath: *Facepalms* F*ck you, F*ck your brother… F*ck it all

BlueSkele98: I thought you couldn't fuck me, remember? You're locked out of the Bone Zone

Gr33nD3ath: I'm going to kill myself

Gr33nD3ath has signed off