Many a Dating Disaster

By Alyssa_Anime_Angel

Kindra: I told you I would be back to write about everyone's dates.

Bakura: Yep and it's gonna be funny.

Kindra: Well read and please review I hope you like it. By the way I should have made this clear in the previous fanfic but I know that Malik is technically in the show before the Dungeon Dice series but I had to add him in. So in my storyline he is there. Okay.

Disclaimer: Nope, nadda, no way, not in a million years, no chance do I own yugioh. Though I really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really,  really wish I did. 

Chapter 1 – The Third Wheel

Tea was walking over to Yugi's Grandpa's Game Shop, thinking about her date with Yugi. Who do I like better? Yugi or Yami? Yugi is so sweet and kind but Yami is really cool. Oh damn this is so hard; perhaps this date will help me make up my mind.

Tea arrived at the Game Shop and went in. Yugi's Grandpa was sitting behind the counter looking at Duel Monsters cards when she entered.

"Why hello dear, you're Tea aren't you, come to buy some cards?"

Tea replied, "No actually I'm here to see Yugi."

"He's up in his room, you can go up to the house if you like, to wait for him."

Tea nodded and said, "Thanks," on her way up the stairs.

At the top of the stairs she looked around the lounge room and inquired, "Yugi?"

There was no reply so she walked to the stairs.

Tea heard Yugi sing out upstairs, "You can come on up and lets get ready."

Tea giggled as he was out of tune and he was so cute as she walked up the thirteen steps of stairs and got to Yugi's door, which was shut. She could hear music inside and put her hand on the door knob and turned it entering, "Hey Yugi it's…" She froze…

Yugi had just gotten out of the shower and only had a towel around him as he turned to see Tea coming through the door and heard her talking to him.

Tea looked at the half naked Yugi with his hair plastered down the sides of his face and wet all over. She saw him go ten shades of red and quickly turned away running down the stairs.

Yugi just stood there after she had gone but heard his Yami trying to hold back his laughter. Yugi got mad and with very jagged movements got dressed. After he was done he stood at the door for exactly eleven minutes, twenty-seven seconds and sixty-two hundredths of a second, gathering his courage. Finally he walked down the stairs to face her.

Tea sat on the couch, red in the face, and waited for Yugi. Finally she heard him come down the stairs.

Yugi saw Tea turn to look at him and he mumbled, "So…um…are you…ready?"

Tea couldn't quite hear him and said, "What was that?"

Yugi said a little too loud, "ARE YOU READY?"

Tea nodded as Yugi walked past her to the door. She followed him out of the house and Game Shop.

Meanwhile Yami was in his soul room finally containing his laughter and said to Yugi, Yugi?

Yugi ignored him, so Yami tried again, Yugi look I'm sorry I laughed at you, okay?

Yugi blocked off their communication and walked along the street to the park with Tea following behind.

Tea said just before they entered the park, "Um Yugi I am really sorry about that."

Yugi turned to Tea and seeing her pleading look smiled while all his anger draining away, "That's okay I'm sorry this date hasn't been the best."

Tea said, "Yugi it has barely started yet and I know it will be great."

Yugi brightened up a lot more and said, "Okay, well how about you go and sit under that tree over there," he pointed to a very large oak right next to the large pond, "I'll go and get our lunch."

Tea nodded and went and sat under the tree.

Yugi went to the fish and chip shop by the park and ordered their food, when he suddenly remembered he hadn't brought his wallet. Oh No!

Yugi ran to Tea, "Hey Tea can I borrow some money? I'll pay you back when we get back to the game shop."

Tea's eye twitched but she handed over the money.

Yugi went back and got their fish and chips. He returned and sat by Tea who looked anxious to get into the food.

Tea felt something behind her and turned around to see the bushes moving. Yugi noticed her and asked, "Something wrong?"

Tea had the feeling of déjà vu but said, "No nothing."

Yugi handed her a plastic plate and she helped herself to the food. Yugi sat there eating when Yami tried to contact him again. Yugi opened a channel and said Okay Yami what is it?

Yami said, I am sorry now can I have some of that food?

Yugi growled mentally and said, fine

Yugi activated the Millennium Puzzle and Yami took control of the body. Yami quickly polished off his plate but he was still hungry so he started to help himself to Tea's plate. Tea looked horrified but Yami didn't see this and said, "Hey more food," as he helped himself to a piece of food that had fallen on her chest. Tea quickly slapped him across the face and Yami froze while Yugi took over.

Tea was getting up and Yugi tried to explain but he couldn't get a word in.

"You are all the same only looking for one thing, oh Yugi I thought you were different but you aren't now what do you have to say for yourself?"

Yugi quickly said, "It wasn't me it was my Yami he was just hungry that's all."

Tea froze, "Oh your Yami did this did he?"

Yugi nodded and Yea made a mental note of this and said, "Very well I believe you as your Yami is much more likely of doing something like that."

Yugi said, "How about I get some ice-cream for us?"

Tea smiled and said, "Yes I am really in the mood for that."

Yugi didn't leave right away. Tea frowned and handed him over the money.

On the way Yugi said to his Yami, What did you think you were doing?

Yami replied, What?

Yugi said, You…you… He blushed mentally and physically. touched her

Yami blushed and said, I was hungry? I didn't mean to, something just came over me

Yugi sighed and said, Okay

Yugi bought a chocolate ice cream for himself and a strawberry one for Tea. He took them back to the waiting Tea but a light flashed in his eyes and he tripped falling towards her. Tea saw the tumbling Yugi and caught him, as he was very light. Yugi was held up by Tea and had the ice creams in his hands. He saw in slow motion the two mounds of ice cream fall on top of Tea's head.

PLOP was all that Tea felt and she knew the worst had happened. She stood Yugi up and placed her hands on her head and felt the soft mushy, melting mounds on her head that could only be ice cream.
Yugi look horrified and said, "I…am…sorry."

Tea screamed and Yugi took a step back. Tea turned to Yugi and said, "This is the worst day of my life."

Yugi took another step backwards as Tea took one forwards. Suddenly she was falling as her foot had snagged on a tree root, she fell right on top of Yugi. Tea being a lot taller than Yugi had her chest area covering Yugi's face. Yugi was frozen and was slowly going red. Yami being the kind generous and very caring Yami decided to help and took over Yugi's body to save him form embarrassment. Yami secretly enjoyed Tea's predicament but helped her to get up after a while.

Tea sot a look of pure fury at the now yamified Yugi and stormed off extremely red covered with dirt and ice cream.

Yami stood there and looked saddened, Yugi is going to be upset.

Yami walked Yugi's body home and went for a shower.