I blinked.

I blinked again.

I blinked some more.

I lost count after the first blink, but I can assure you that I've blinked way too many times already.

"Okay, where am I? This doesn't look like my room. And why is everything so dark? I can barely see what's ahead." What I'm talking about right now is that I'm practically staring at nothing. You heard me right. Nothing. Also, I'm floating as well. Getting kinda queasy right about now. Anyways, it's just a whole lot of darkness everywhere that the eye can see. The only thing I could see was myself. I was wearing a black short sleeved with a Micky mouse head on the front and his whole body on the back of the shirt and benign brown cargo pants. I have black hair, brown eyes, a build that is kinda average and is 5'11 tall. Oh yeah! Where's my manners? The names Chris. Pleased to mentally meet you. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, me being in the darkness!

Why am I here in the first place? Did I do something wrong that angered someone? The only thing I can remember was being in my room, just playing 'The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword' or at least I was gonna if my TV wasn't busted. Damn you cheap TV! Anyways, as I was done raging against my TV, I decided to get out of my room for a sec to go to the kitchen to get something to eat. I got to the kitchen, made myself some sandwich when I heard the doorbell ring. I walked to the front door to see no one there. "Hello? Anyone there?" No one answered back, so naturally I was gonna go back into the house when I saw a package on the welcome mat. "Oh, must be my delivery for that new game console I bought online." I took the package with me as I entered back into the house and set it on the table in the kitchen. However, just as I managed to get the tape off the box and opened it, a bright light suddenly blinded me and I couldn't see a thing. When I got my vision back, here I was, floating in the darkness.

"Note to self, always read the label on packages to avoid something like this, also send back to sender if possible."

I floated around for what seems like an eternity, just thinking about the many things as to why the hell I'm here. "Okay, I'm here either by some sort of deity from another world or this is some fanfic that is a self-insert. *sigh* Well, one's thing for sure, I'm getting bored here." Just as I said that, I heard an elderly sage voice coming from out of nowhere.

"Chosen one..."

At this point, my mind was in a state of panic as I was trying to see who was talking. "What the hell?! Who are you?! Where am I?! Why is this place so dark?!" I was yelling out questions after question, seeing if one of them can be answered.

"Savior of the world...I beseech you...The people are calling for a hero..."

Wait, savior? Hero? "The hell are you talking about?! I'm no hero! I'm just a guy that was just about to grab some food from the kitchen! When did I become a hero?!"

The elderly sage voice was either ignoring my cries or just wanted to continue his speech that he is currently giving right now.

"The dark force that tried to rule over the world is breaking out of its seal and it's growing powerful by the minute... One hero alone will not be able to stop the dark forces that are coming... Young hero, you must go to the world and assist another hero that is destined by the goddess herself to save us all. Go now and may the goddess watch over you.

As soon as that voice had finished, cracks of light were seeping through the darkness that I was in. More cracks of light started to seep through the darkness as I look around me. So what that voice is telling me that I need to go to some world and assist another hero to combat said dark force and save the day? Well, it's official. This is a fanfic that will ultimately kill me in the end. Why did this had to happen to me...?

"W-Wait a minute! I think you got the wrong guy! Shouldn't you-?!"

I didn't get very far on that as the dark that was surrounding just a while ago shattered into a million pieces. As it did, the light that seeped through blinded me for a second before I got adjusted to it and saw something that was so beautiful that I didn't even know how to describe it. An endless blue was spread across the horizon, clouds were passing though and...rocks? Wait, I don't remember the sky having rocks floating about. Wait a minute...

I looked down at my feet to see that I'm also in the sky.

"...Why me of all people? Why did it have to be me? Oh, yeah. *ahem*"

I promptly screamed at my demise as I started to fall through the sky. As I was falling though the sky, I noticed a huge bird carrying what looks like a person diving towards me. I flailed my arms around, thinking that he was gonna kill me. As I was falling to my demise and the person trying to grab me, I somehow hit my head on something, causing me to black out.

This is not what I wanted to happen on a normal Saturday.

AN: Hey guys. So, I somehow got myself summoned by some sort of magic and I have to be alongside of another hero to help save the world or something like that. Well, here's hoping that I don't get killed along the way. As you can probably tell, I've wanted to write a self-insert story for quite some time and I thought to myself 'What would it be like if I went to a game world where logic doesn't apply and I could do whatever I want?' However, I never did have to time nor the effort to actually write something, until now that is. And so, here's my fanfic that is a self-insert. So, how do you guys like it so far? Do you guys like it the way it is or is there anything I should change? In any case, get ready to see how I can change the plot in an explosive way possible! Constructive criticism and comments I'll take any day! I hope to see you guys soon.

Also, I don't own the Legend of Zelda or any of its series. The only thing I do own is myself and not in that way you would think of.

Later guys!