Devil Dog
Rated: PG-13
Category: All-Dialogue Double Drabble, Humor, Friendship. Remus and Sirius. Grimmauld Place.
Spoilers: None per se. Set post-PoA and pre-OotP.
Summary: You really can't blame him. It does get awfully boring being alone all the time…
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"Want some?"
"You know I can't."
"Oh, come on. Just a little, mate."
"No. None for two days before or after, remember? That's what the healers said."
"Screw the healers! One piece won't hurt."
"That's what you said in third year. Look how that turned out."
"Remus, you ate the whole block!"
"You gave it to me!"
"I didn't think you'd devour it!"
"Shows what you knew."
"You lived, didn't you?"
"I didn't get out of hospital for a week!"
"I was thirteen years old! I didn't know chocolate was toxic to wolves!"
"So what's your excuse now?"
"I'm bored?"
"I hate you. You know that, right?"
"You're no fun, Moony."
"And you're a psychotic bastard, Padfoot."
"Oh, lighten up, Remus! Just because there's a full moon tonight…"
"Sirius, listen to me. If you don't take that chocolate out of here this instant, I swear I'll dismember you."
"What if I did this instead?"
"You wouldn't… "
"I would. I'm helping, see? I'm eating it all. Every. Last. Bit. No more to tempt you."
"You could've had the decency to do so privately."
"You make me sound dirty."
"Try evil."
"Been called worse."
"Have I mentioned that I hate you?"