Oh god I need to be shot for this. And it's a terrible parody. Someone kill me. This is what happens when I find the song and listen to it on repeat for almost two hours.
-dies in a hole-
Disclaimer: Homestuck © Andrew Hussie. "Moves Like Jagger" © Maroon 5.
[Dave:]
Just shoot for the stars
If it feels right
And nail for my heart
If you feel like
And blow me away to make it okay
I swear I'll behave
You wanted control
So we waited
I put on a show
Now I'm naked
You say I'm a kid
My ego is big
I don't give shit
And time goes like this
Grab me by the tie
And I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk
And I'll show you
All the moves like Strider
I've got the moves like Strider
I've got the moves like Strider
I don't need to try to control you
Look into my shades and I'll own you
With the moves like Strider
I've got the moves like Strider
I've got the moves like Strider
Baby it's hard
When you feel like you're broken and scarred
Nothing feels right
But when you're with me
I make you believe
That I've got irony
So get in the car
We can ride it
Wherever you want
Get inside it
And you want to steer
But I'm shifting gears
I'll take it from here
And time goes like this
Grab me by the tie
And I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk
And I'll show you
All the moves like Strider
I've got the moves like Strider
I've got the moves like Strider
I don't need to try to control you
Look into my shades and I'll own you
With the moves like Strider
I've got the moves like Strider (Yeah)
I've got the moves like Strider
[John:]
You want to know how to make me smile
Take control, own me just for the night
But if I share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this
So watch and learn
I won't show you twice
Head to toe, oh baby, rub me right
But if I share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this
[Dave:]
And time goes like this
Grab me by the tie
And I'll know you (Take my by the tie)
Kiss me 'til you're drunk
And I'll show you
All the moves like Strider
I've got the moves like Strider
I've got the moves like Strider
I don't need to try to control you
Look into my shades and I'll own you
With the moves like Strider
I've got the moves like Strider
I've got the moves like Strider