Diiiieeeeeeeee! Hehe! I sound like Zagi... Meh. Well I guess screaming Die in my head works! I murdered Duke! Not really but I killed him. Well battle game wise. He isn't really dead. Ah murdering Duke is so much fun! Do do do do! Random pbs references are fun! Although truthfully Duke is my favorite character. Second only to Yuri! That sounds wrong... Well really it's a tie between Duke and Yuri.
Yada,yada,yada, story stuff. Animated cutscene. Sparkly stuff from Undine and friends! Little motivational/being told off speech from Yuri to Duke, the second one of course in Tarqaron. Speaking of that... How many times has Duke gotten told off in this game? Sigh. I've beat the game, I don't know 15 times and I can't remember that? I'm such a disappointment. And now the- AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Waitaminutewaitaminutewaitaminute
What the... Why is Kratos just standing there? Hell, why is he in this game... Little Kratos was standing behind our heroes staring at me like Rita stares at blastia.
"Go back to Tales of Symphonia! I'll play it later so don't mess up the happy ending!" I screamed to... I would like to say Kratos but really I just screamed at the TV.
"Why would I mess up this ending," ...Kratos said to me?
"Well you're not supposed to in this game for one and in all the fan-fictions if a character from another game comes, particularly you, the plot gets screwed up a lot," I said in my "uh dur" voice.
I don't think Kratos liked my uh dur voice because he said coldly,
"Fictional writing isn't a true representation of me and I find no gain in ruining this plot."
"I need to stop playing at 12 a.m... I gonna go to bed...," I said. I'm having weird hallucinations right now... I mean I'm talking to KRATOS from Tales of Symphonia... I need to stop playing games to make me sleep.
The Kratos/hallucination in question just said his signature "Hmph." Not caring anymore. I think. I think.
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"Ahhhwwww... I really do need to stop playing games before bed... They make my sleep weird...," I said to myself yawning.
I really need to get rid of that habit it's really bad for me. Last night I had this dream that Kratos got into Tales of Vesperia... He talked too... Look kids! It's an interactive speak with Kratos dream! A dream I actually regret a bit. Not the dream just that I didn't ask how he got his hair to defy gravity...
Brushing my hair I gathered some things and shoved them in my bag. Some of those things would be my Google Nexus, tablet, mp3 player, wallet, and tomatoes. Hey don't judge. If Kratos tries to attack me I can just throw tomatoes at him! :D Although that might be signing my death but it would be funny to see his face.
"Kratos isn't a real person Sweetheart," I chided myself still somehow half asleep even though I was talking, walking and brushing my hair. Well I'm special like Yuki from Fruits Basket. I don't need to be awake to move.
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I love muffins. I don't think I could live in a world without muffins. I sat on a bench in the park eating some muffins from our local bakery listening to some music. Nothing like listening to Hatsune Miku while eating muffins at a local park in this weather. I love this song. World is Mine.
"The number one princess in the world
so make sure you know by heart how to treat me, got it?'
'First thing, notice when I have a different hair style from usual
Second thing, be sure to go as far as looking down at my shoes properly, do I make myself clear?
Third thing, for every single world I say, reply with three words
If you understand that there is nothing in my right hand, then do something!'
'I'm not really saying anything selfish
I want you to think from your heart that I'm cute'
'The number one princess in the world
Realize that, hey, hey
Keeping me waiting is out of the question
Who do you think I am?
Somehow I would already like to eat something sweet!
Go get it immediately'
'My fault? Let's call it a cute mistake
Complaints are not permitted
Well? Are you clearly hearing what I am saying? Come on
Ah, and what about this? A white horse, isn't that needless to say?
Come and take me away
If you understand that, take my hand and say "Princess"'
'I'm not really saying anything selfish
But you know, it's alright to scold me a little?'
'My very own prince in the world
Realize that, look, look
Our hands are empty
Reticent and blunt prince
Come one, why! Just notice it soon
'You definitely don't understand! Don't understand...'
'Shortcake with a strawberry placed on top
Pudding made with well-selected eggs
Everything, everything, I will hold myself back from it
Don't think that I'm a selfish girl
Even I will be able to do it if I try
You will regret this afterwards'
It's natural! Even for me
'The number one princess in the world
See me clearly okay, shall I go somewhere?
Suddenly I was held tightly, it was so abrupt, eh?
"It's dangerous, you'll be hit" So saying that you turn away
...I think this person is dangerous though"
Shoot! Now I want something sweet. Well I'm eating a muffin but... Now I want shortcake with a strawberry placed on top and pudding made with well-selected eggs... No I don't speak Japanese I just looked up the lyrics and sang along in I looked up there were many people standing there watching me...Wait... I was singing out loud... Crappppppppp...
Waitaminutewaitaminutewaitaminute
All the people watching me looked like they're from different tales games. To the left was Tear Grants from Tales of the Abyss and to the right was Milla Maxwell from Tales of Xillia. There were plenty more as well. All characters I liked. Although my singing sucks so the second I saw them I ran away from embarrassment.
Of course the worse was yet to come. Kratos was back... He had his pointy sword out... Halp... Taking out a tomato I turned around and said, "I have a tomato and I'm not afraid to use it!" Dear lord Kratos' face... Kratos' face looked like a mix between horror, surprise, and all out look that said if you get that anywhere near me you signed your death sentence.
Getting over the shock Kratos started to run at me. Note to self: don't talk about tomatoes in front of Kratos. That's just signing your death sentence. Kratos then started to try to stab me and I did the best I could to not get murdered. Which included jerking my arm and leg into places I didn't think possible along with me getting tired from having to move so quickly that I almost got myself impaled with his sword when I avoided a kick to my head.
"Hmmp. You're better than I though being able to move so quickly," he said. Still trying to murder me.
Avoiding an uppercut from his sword I managed to squeeze out, "Could you please tell me why you came after me in the first place?"
"Because I need to test your strength to see if your worthy," Kratos said with an impassive face while sending what looked like Demon Fang at me.
Jumping to avoid the art while moving back a bit to reply saying, "Worthy for what? Getting my butt kicked by you?"
"No. Also if you noticed you're completely fine," he said lunging forward at me with Sonic Thrust.
Looking I noticed I really was fine. Maybe those gymnastics lessons I took when I was six are helping now. Dodging it I said, " That's because you going easy on me and you didn't answer my question."
Starting to cast what looked like an earth spell he said, "I'm not going easy on you and I'm testing to see if your worthy for it."
"'It'? Now what would 'it' be?" I asked swerving behind him trying to kick him and stop his casting so I don't get impaled by a rock. Surprisingly it worked.
Kratos looking just as surprised as I did muttered something about there being no mana here so he was weaker and jumped forward with Sonic Thrust again saying, "I'll tell you what 'it' is when you defeat me."
Taking advantage of my bag I jumped aside and tried hitting him with it wondering why nobody was wondering why someone was assaulting a 20-year-old girl and said, "Wunderbar. You gave me the hardest job ever. Well besides learning German. I gave up after one year in school." I sound a bit like Yeager... I don't care I like him he's one of my favorite characters
Kratos swinging around me to dodge the bag and Demon Fang me in the back he said, "Give into fate and I'll let you live"
Jumping to avoid the Demon Fang and turning in the air to face him I said, "I've come to hate the word fate since you decided to attack me and I doubt you'll just let me live."
Saying another one of his hmphs, he then put his sword back in his sheath and hit me with what looked like a... big leek? Curse my tired mind. Even still... You betrayed me Miku. Fading out of consciousness I heard him say, "You passed the test. Now defeat me there and
then you can know what it is and go home."
Ugghhh... And to think he was my favorite Symphonia character... Martel your my new favorite. Raine your next... Yuri your next... But Yuri's from Vesperia... Then Yeager... Also Vesperia... Alright then Yuan... Now I can pass out now that I have voted Kratos out... Then my consciousness faded from Earth.
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This is my first story so... In other words, don't murder me if it sucks please.