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Food and friendship!

( Oliver Oken's big dinner-disaster! )

An 18 year old Oliver Oken is in the kitchen at Miley's house, trying to make dinner while Miley and Lilly are watching.

"Ollie-Pop, are you sure you know how to make fish and pasta?" says Lilly with a smile.

"Yeah, of course!" says Oliver.

"I hope so, Oken! Because if you're wrong we're goin' to bed without dinner tonight and I don't want that!" says Miley.

"Relax, Miley! I know what I'm doing here." says Oliver. "There won't be any problems, guys. Dinner's gonna be ready in no time at all my friends!"

"If you're wrong Lilly's gonna hit ya in the balls, Oken!" says Miley with an evil smile.

"Yeah, Ollie! I'll do that!" says Lilly.

"That would hurt, I'm sure!" says Oliver.

"True!" says Miley and Lilly at the exact same time.

"Not funny!" says Oliver.

An hour later the dinner's on the table.

"Here you go, guys. Smokin' Oken-fish with pasta!" says a very proud Oliver.

"Dang! This smells like dog-shit or something..." says Miley. "Are ya sure it's even safe to eat that...?"

"Hey! I've been working in the kitchen for 3 fucking hours! Be nice!" says Oliver.

"Sorry, Ollie! I'm not eating this..." says Lilly. "I think I need to throw up right now."

"It's not that bad!" says Oliver. "Just cut off all the black and it should be totally fine!"

"Do that, Oken! Tell us what you think." says Miley.

Oliver put some of the fish on his plate and begin to cut off the black part.

"Now eat it!" says Miley.

Oliver put the piece of fish in his mouth.

"Fuckin' freakosaurus! I'm feelin' sick..." says Oliver.

Suddenly Oliver throw up on the floor.

"Man, that's disgusting!" says Miley.

"Very!" says Lilly.

"We told ya, Oliver!" says Miley.

"Okey, maybe I'm not that great in the kitchen, but I'm an awesome boyfriend!" says Oliver as he give Lilly a hug.

"That's true! I love you my super-sick Ollie-Pop!" says Lilly with a soft voice.

"I wouldn't say no to a little healin' kiss..." says Oliver.

"Okey, but have some mouth-wash first!" says Lilly.

Oliver does as Lilly tells him and then he and Lilly begin to make out.

"Hey, what about dinner?" says Miley.

"We could call for a pizza..." says Oliver.

"Okey!" says Lilly. "Miley, are you on?"

"Okey, sure..." says Miley. "Pizza's fine!"

The End.