They say house cats are nothing like the wild ones camouflage. Well thanks to Jon's new temporary girlfriend. Her obsession with black and orange things help me with this camouflage. In fact, its how Jon got the girl.
It went like this, Jon woke me up in the middle of my very much needed nap so we can go to the park and get some, exercise. (pardon my language) It was either that or, diet (again, sorry for the language) So as we walked through the park, a girl in a light orange jogging suit came up and rudely picked me up. "What an adorable cat!" she exclaimed. Finally some one with some taste, instead of that Nermal! Then she immediately went into a conversation about herself. Jon started drooling over her, and then invited her for a date. I was surprised when she said yes, I thought she had good taste.
To make a long story short, they've been going on several dates and Clexie (which is her name) has given Jon's home a touch up of her favorite colors, orange and black stripes. Now all I have to do to surprise attack the dumb dog Odie, is to press myself up against the wall paper and close my eyes.
Nermal came in and was shocked about how we redecorated. Then he walked right by me and went looking for me. I smirked at my self and booted him to the moon. But there was a down side, Jon mistook me for two new pillows and sat on me. The new scratch marks he has will remind him never to do that again.
I'm sorry to tell you this but things don't last forever. While I was serenading my neighbors with my wonderful voice. I fell off the fence (because one of them through a large clove of broccoli at me) and then I overheard Clexie and Jon arguing in the kitchen. So now she left and Jon is getting sending back all the black and orange things in boxes because they remind him too much of her. That should be the least of his worries, because once I get out of this box and find my way back. I'm going to KILL him!