Warning: UraIchi. Yaoi, no like, no read.
Disclaimer: In my dreams.
Summary: Yoruichi makes fun of Urahara's poor wittle Strawberry. Aww.
"Jailbait," Yoruichi coughed as she walked past.
"What was that?" Ichigo growled. The cat woman snickered and she exited the room. Ichigo glowered heatedly at her retreating back. Letting out a sigh, he scrubbed a hand through his hair. She was the only one who knew of his and Urahara's relationship, and boy did she make use of it. As he returned to his neglected math homework, he felt a pair of arms encircle his waist. Bracing his hands on the thighs and either side of him, he leaned back into the strong chest of the blond shop owner.
"Kisuke," he mumbled. Reaching up, Urahara removed the hat from its regal perch atop the blonde locks, and set it on the floor beside him. He moved his lips to the back of Ichigo's neck, making his strawberry sigh. Ichigo tilted his head back, giving the blond easy access to his neck. Kisuke hummed in response. Turning Ichigo around, he met the teen's lips with his own. Obligingly opening his mouth, Ichigo let Urahara's tongue search the warm cavern. Hands finding their way to the shopkeeper's neck, Ichigo moaned into the kiss.
"Awww! Lookie how cute! My old friend, Kisuke, and his jailbait boyfriend!" the cat woman cackled.
"Yoruichi!" Ichigo yelled, shoving himself out of the kiss.
"My, my," Urahara hid his smirk behind his ever-present fan.
Omake:
Moi: Hello! Uhm, I'm not sure what to say here. Well, this is going to be a 3 chapter fic with the pairings: UraharaxIchigo (as seen above), ToshiroxIchigo, and RenjixIchigo. The title stems from the fact that all these pairings include people that will cause one or the other to be jailbait. For the pairing of Toshiro and Ichigo, this will go by physical age.
Urahara: My, our little strawberry is still chasing Yoruichi-san…
Yoruichi: *cackles*
Ichigo: Come back here, you crazy cat freak!
Moi: *sweatdrop* Ok, well, that was chapter one, so, thank you for reading and please review!! Bye!
Owari.