Revy stepped into the bar; royally pissed at the dipshit of a taxi driver that almost ran her over. She glanced around the packed bar looking for an empty table and her eyes landed on one over at the utmost region of the bar. As she walked over to the empty table she scanned the bar; moving in a circular motion while moving forward.

"Oh fuck! I'm surrounded by fucking cock-suckers" she said under her breath as she dropped down into the creaky wooden chair.

After lightening a cigarette she yelled across the bar to the bartender "Oi! BARTENDER! Bring me a shot a tequila and a Budweiser would ya!"

The bartender looked at Revy out of the corner of his eyes and said "do ya have any money?"

"Do ya gotta a brain?!" she snapped back, shooting her middle finger at him to give her statement emphasis.

Revy decided to take a quick snooze before her order came. Her eyelids were half way down when she heard the bar door kick open.

"FUCK ME SIDEWAYS AND CALL ME DICK! It's true, Revy's back in town!"

All eyes were on Eda as she walked over to Revy smiling like a damn hyena.

"Oh FUCK! How did this illiterate bitch know I was back in town?!" Revy said as she used her fingers to kneed her forehead.

"Eda, how the fuck did you know I was back in town?"

Eda dropped onto the seat opposite Revy and slammed her elbows on the old table, making it very clear that she was going to ignore her question.

"And who the fuck told you you could sit your big ass next to me" Revy could feel the vein in her forehead making itself present.

"Hey bartender! Bring me Heineken while you're preparing this tables order!"

"You didn't ask her if she had any money now did yah!?"

"Shut up!" the bartender said as he continued to clean the glasses

"Fuck it!"

Eda turned to Revy with a sly look on her pale and now disturbing face.

"Oh come on Honey! Is that any way to greet your beloved that you haven't seen for three months? Didn't you miss this face?"

"Why would I wanna see your fucked up piece a play dough called a face ya God forsaken nun?!And here's the funny part, you went to work for the "man" that did that to you!" Revy was now laughing on top of her voice holding her side sand kicking the wall.

As the bartender came with the drinks he said "would yah shut up Revy? You're causing a scene!"

"You're face caused a scene at the hospital when you were born but they didn't say anything, did they" Revy hissed.

He painstakingly placed the drinks on the rickety table and went back to the bar.

Revy now seemingly relaxed, took up her drink with a nonchalant air to her. After a large gulp she gently placed it back down on the table.

"Anything interesting happened while I was gone?"

Before Eda could answer, Revy gave an outburst that Eda thought was in the category of a laugh

"Oh God! Who the heck am I kidding! It's Ronapur for crying out loud! Of course something interesting would have happened!... so what was it?"

"I missed you Revy!" Eda said with a sincere voice.

Revy glanced sideways at her associated and ran her finders through her hair in somewhat disbelief.

"Of course you would have missed me! I'm the only person dumb enough in this God forsaken hell- whole to be seen with you in public!" She and paid her tab after heading for the door.

"You coming or are yah gonna sit there and look like a fucking dipshit?!"