Russia was mad.

No, mad was an understatement, he was furious! Right now at his house nobody dared to disturb him, he was emanating that purple aura that scared everyone again. Even when he passed down the street people who didn't know he was a country did the best they could to avoid making him angrier.

You would think this attitude was due a financial crisis, an strike, a nuclear meltdown or a world crisis, but no it actually was because a simple reason, a simple yet dangerous reason.

Ever since the fall of the Soviet Union Russia had become a calmer country and he start to make simple hobbies, practice hockey shots, learn to deactivate bombs, easy stuff, among his many hobbies , unbeknown to almost all other countries was gardening.

He really had enjoyed gardening a lot, plants made you realize that a little seed with the proper care could become amazing things, and of course, as every creature knew Russia loved sunflowers.

Loved wasn't an understatement, he really adore them, so he was in ecstasy when the tropical county of Mexico gave him some seeds,

"This seeds are descendants of a sunflower family that has always grown in my yard" she said with a smile "I had a sunflower when I was a tyke , but then I was very sad when it withered, but then I learned that the things in its head produced new flowers I was really happy, this seeds are from the last generation the others I already plant them but I saved you this, I hope they grow" she said as she put a little bag in his gloved hand.

So last year Russia planted Mexican sunflowers, but out of all the little bag, only one survived long enough to produce seeds. And then that year three sprouts have began to grow, there were a set of twins or at least looked that way since both sprouts were extremely close, and one that was in the place its mother has been, naturally the lone one the bigger and tallest. And Russia took care of them as if they were children. Water every day, pulled weeds around them, showed ants what happened if they messes with the former Soviet Union's sunflowers...

But then one creature, one apparently very dumb creature dared to do the unthinkable. The dumb creature was an stray dog, like the many ones in Moscow often sneaked to people's yards to search thru the garbage. And this dog fount that the pride of the Russian Federation looked appetizing...when Russia came back from work he went straight to his yard, to say hello to his kids. Then he looked at the asleep dog. He thought "Oh, poor doggy, I bet it's hungry may be I can give him some..."

The the whole earth stopped spinning fore one spit second, the second it took to Russia to figure out what have happened to his pride. The dog suddenly awoke feeling that his life was on the stake, and the dog was no wrong because Russia took his old and dusted pipe and began to chase the dog to make him barbeque.

"Глупая собака! Просто подождите, пока я поймаю тебя, и вы хотите вы никогда не родиться!Пытки, которые ждут вас в десять раз хуже, чемлечение Сталина к иностранным шпионам!" was heard all over Moscow, leaving him angry for not catching the dog, but also very very sad.

He sat down in his computer with a couple of bottles of vodka, cheeking his face book, just before going to sleep. But among all the Framville notifications from Alfred her read a message that make him smile a bit

Don't know what happened, but I wish you the best

Love, Mexico

Well, may be a small gesture from someone can change his mood change a bit.

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So... this rant came out of my anger, because what happened to Russia happened to me like two hours ago. Except it wasn't a stray dog, it was MY OWN DOG, and obviously I can't hit her with a pipe (no matter how much I want to ¬¬)

Review? Each one is one reason for not sending my dog to Siberia ¬¬