Ha, it's 1:16 AM and this just popped in my head. First Drabble
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She can't have him. He's mine. I've known him longer and I've liked him longer too. Then, all of a sudden, little Miss Blondie from Ew-lando shows up and ruins everything. I mean come awn, what does she have that I don't? Her hair is bleached (have you seen her roots?), she dresses like a farmer, and she lives in s guest house. She puts the ew in Ew-lando. He's hawt and I'm hawt, so we're ah-biously meant to be to be together. But then again, they kinda do look cute together. Nah. He is so mine!
Move over Clam, cuz here comes Cassie.
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Yeah, I know I hate Cassie but…