WillowFlare here! Hey it's my first story! There's really not enough Waluigi fanfics. He needs love too!
I own nothing but the story and Princess Farrah. Here we go!
Chapter 1
It was a bright and shining day at Mario Stadium as usual. Two teams would play against each other today: The Mario Fireballs and the Wario Muscles. The players filed onto the field. Some geared up their equipment while others got a few practice throws in before the game. Waluigi made his way across the field to his team's dug out and leaned back on the bench with his hat covering his eyes. A little nap would do him some good before the game. 2 minutes into the nap he heard his name being called. He sighed and propped his hat up from his eyes with one finger. Peach and Daisy stood before him. "What is it?" He asked in an annoyed tone. "We'd like you to meet a friend of ours." Peach said. "Yeah she's kinda new and we wanted her to meet everyone before the game." Daisy explained. He just shrugged. Daisy motioned for the girl to come over. "Be nice." She whispered before the girl arrived. "Yeah yeah.." he mumbled. "Waluigi, this is princess Farrah." Peach announced. The princess wore a blue shirt with black lining and short black shorts. She had dark brown hair that reached her shoulders and a small crown rested on her head. "Hi." She said casually. "Hey.." he said quietly as he viewed her. "Not bad.." he thought to himself as he hid a smirk. Lakitu announced the start of the game and everyone got to their positions. Waluigi was up to bat in the bottom of the 5th inning. Luigi had tired and Farrah was asked to pitch. She hesitantly accepted. Waluigi watched as she made her way to the pitcher's mound. "She's actually kinda cute.." He thought. "STRIKE!" Lakitu shouted. Waluigi's eyes widened with embarrassment. He'd been so focused on her that his was screwing up on the field. "Whadduh ya doin' stupid?" he heard his brother shout from the sidelines. He'd kick his ass later, but he was right. He got a better grip on his bat and charged up as she pitched again. The ball seemed to go around his bat when he swung. "STRIKE!" he shouted again. Everyone including Waluigi stood in surprise. "She has incredible control over the ball.. She could be even better than Peach and Daisy!" he thought as he readied himself again. Her team's star count dropped by on the board. A bright blue light engulfed her hands as she threw the ball. The ball disappeared in a blue flash as soon as it left her hand. Four more copies appeared in front of his bat with the same blue glow surrounding each of them. He was completely taken by surprise but swung anyway. The ball went far enough to get King Boo and Dry Bones home and the inning was over as well as the game. The Wario Muscles had lost. 6 to 8. "THAT'S THE GAME!" Lakitu shouted. Farrah smirked at Waluigi before heading back to her team's dug out. Waluigi headed back to his team's dug out smiling as well.
After the game everyone went out to eat minus the Koopas and Shy Guys and all the other side characters. It was turning into a tradition. After every game whether it's Mario Kart, Baseball, or Tennis, they always made the loser pay for the bill. Today's loser was Wario which didn't make him too happy. The last thing he wanted to do was spend money. It was getting dark and everyone was getting ready to go home. Mario and Peach had left early and Luigi and Daisy waited for Farrah at the door. "Need a ride?" Daisy offered. "I'll take her home." Waluigi said walking up beside her. Wario took his motorcycle off its stand and pulled up next to his brother. "You comin' or what?" "I'll catch up." They all left, leaving Waluigi and Farrah alone. They began walking towards her hotel. "So where are you from, Farrah?" Waluigi walked with his hands in his pockets. "I've never seen you around before." "Marsh Kingdom." She said. "It isn't too different from the Mushroom Kingdom at all." A dark figure trailed their every move from the shadows. They laughed and talked as they made their way to the hotel. He told her stories about his brother and failed attempts at fame and fortune. She told him about life in the Marsh Kingdom. They reached the hotel and stopped at the front door. She smiled at him. "Here it is. Room 127, remember it." She winked and giggled. He laughed too but would be sure to write that down later. She rested her arms on his shoulders. "Thanks for walking me here, Waluigi." Her tone was soft. "N-no problem.." He blushed. "Stop by anytime." She smiled and walked inside. He watched her subconsciously. He looked away briefly once he snapped out of it but when his eyes returned she was gone. "What..?" He scanned the area. There was no way she could disappear that quickly. He had a feeling something was wrong during the walk. Whoever was following them had finally made their move. Waluigi ran inside of the hotel. He saw two Kameks dragging Farrah across the floor. Her arms were bound together and her mouth was covered. She struggled fiercely and yelled through the cover on her mouth. The Red Kamek growled. "Shut it!" He struck the back of her head, forcing tears to her eyes. That pushed Waluigi off the edge. He paced towards them. The Red Kamek turned. "What the? Who are you?" The Blue Kamek aimed his wand at him only to have it slapped away to the ground. He grabbed the Red Kamek by his robe and slammed him into the wall. Farrah sighed with relief as a blue light appeared behind her back. Her arms were freed just moments later. She kicked the Blue Kamek in his side. "You tied it too tight, asshole." Waluigi punched the Red Kamek continuously until Farrah finally stopped him. He let the kamek fall to the floor and wiped the blood from his glove. "If you ever touch her again.." He growled at him. He turned to her. "Are you alright?" He asked immediately. "I'm fine, it's just.. I was wondering if I could stay.. with you.. for the night." The incident had shaken her up and the last thing she wanted to do was be left alone. "No problem.. C'mon." He held her hand and led her out of the lobby.
Farrah jumped at every sound she heard on the way there. Waluigi decided to carry her. She shook in his arms. They made it to his house. Wario sat in the living room. He looked back and quickly changed the channel when he heard the door open. "What took you so lon-" He noticed Farrah in his arms. "Wha ha ha! You get some action tonight, bro?" "No, idiot. Had a little trouble. Tell you about it in the morning." He led her up the stairs to his room. "Sure, whatever." He mumbled and changed the channel back.
"Here." Waluigi handed her some spare clothes. She slid her shorts off followed by her shirt. He tried to look away while she changed but found it difficult. She put on his dark purple boxers and a light purple sweatshirt. He offered her his bed and she slid under the covers. Waluigi took of his usual clothing and put on some more comfortable clothes. Farrah tried not to watch too but failed miserably. He took a pillow and some spare covers to set up a small sleeping space for himself on the floor. He sat on the edge of the bed about to turn the lights out. Farrah sat up resting on her forearm. She tugged on his loose shirt. "Waluigi, could you sleep in the bed please? I.. don't wanna be alone." He smirked. "Yeah." He pulled back the covers and joined her. "Thank you so much for everything you've done today Waluigi." She kissed his lips and snuggled close to him. "You're welcome.." His finger tilted her head upwards. He kissed her gently until she licked his lips, asking for entry. He granted it. Her fingers ran down his face. They paused for air then quickly connected again. Their tongues slid around each other slowly as their breaths and heartbeats quickened. His hand ran along her legs up to her waist. Her leg slid up to his waist as she moaned from his touch. He wrapped his arm around her and brought her closer. Wario slammed the door open. "Waluigi!" What happened to my-" He stared at the two. "Wha ha ha! I knew you two were gonna fuck!" Waluigi growled. "Get the hell outta here you idiot!" Wario laughed as he shut the door behind him. Waluigi could tell he was still at the door waiting for some sounds. He sighed. "Way to spoil it, asshole." He thought. Farrah looked down. "I'm sorry.. I didn't mean to get so excited.." "Same here." Waluigi said with a blush stretching across his face. Farrah smirked. "You do know that he's standing outside the door, right?" She said. "Yeah, want me to make him go away?" "Nah I got a better idea."
"Oh Waluigi! It's so.. big!" "And it's all yours.. now bend over.." Wario dropped his bag of chips he was eating and pressed his ear against the door. This is what he was waiting for! "Mmm, oh yeah baby.." He heard the bed moving and Farrah's soft moans. Farrah and Waluigi covered their mouths to keep from laughing. They weren't actually doing it, but they made it sound pretty accurate. Waluigi let out a loud groan. "Ohh..ya like that baby?" She shook the bed faster and made it bang up against the wall. They both breathed heavily while Waluigi clapped his hands to add sound effects. They were both having fun, even enjoying it, even though it was just pretend. Wario on the other hand was having the time of his life outside of the door. She winked at Waluigi signaling that it was time to put their plan to action. He nodded and reached for his camera. "Payback time!" He thought as he quickly opened the door. He snapped 3 pictures of his overly perverted brother with all his glory. Wario made a dash for the stairs. "Didja get 'em?" Farrah asked excitedly. "Got 'em!" Waluigi laughed through his words. They returned to bed and laughed together until they both fell asleep.
First Chapter down! Still figuring out the second one. Review please! I need some constructive comments ^_^