Chapter 1
FUCK YEAH!
today was AWESOME, nothing but Awesome...nessss~
Alpha was minding her own bisnessss being awesome howgivesaflyingfuckanyway and all that stuff that you do when no one is watching and other shit.
when Syntax came fwooping from the sky with LOLs and Rainbows.
"hey!"
"hey~o" Alpha replyed trying to ignore his awesomenesssss...
"what are you doing...?"
"reading a book..." And then there was a book.
"kay... WANT TO TROLLLL SOME PEOPLE~?" Syntax had a smile on his face that would make even the happy-ist of trolls Jelly.
"no thank you, i'm reading." and she was.
"but i'm bored..~ Alfred is no fun, he just keeps saying 'WTF WTF WHERE AM I? WHY ARE YOU FLOATING? WHY AM I A SQURRLE!'
..." Syntax sighed "srsly... what guy is no fun, alway FREAKIN OUT! why can't he just do what a normal person does and BLA BLA BLA"
Alpha was ignoring him and reading her book, books are fun somtimes :D
"BLA BLA BLA Alfred BLA BLA BLA muffins BLA BLA BLA MAYONEG- hay are you even paying attention to me...?"
"oh, sorry i was to busy NOT GIVING A FUCKTALOO!" Alpha facebooked Syntax and ran away giggleing wildly like a little bitch and loved it.
Syntax was about to blow a assket, but stayed carm and floated over to the wild giggleing fangirl. annnd POTATO.
"ow, what was that for...?" Alpha touched her POTATOed head
"no one, i repeet... NO ONE. walks more Swag then me..." Syntax walked away with his arms waving around wildly like a boss and jumped off a cloud.
Alpha: THIS DOSN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! WHA DA FUQ!
Syntax: well at least i'm still a boss!
Alpha: your not a boss. you, where NEVER. the boss.
Syntax: how hertful... ;_;
Syntax: if you went my friend i would knife you... but your my friend, so i shall not...
Me: what are you doing in my house...? ._.