BEWARE: This story is pure crack! It was originally written in a skype conversation but I got forced(?) to upload it~
I do not own Kichiku Megane and it's characters D:
A young man was walking on the street with a bottle of beer in his hand. He just came back from a "love"party and his penis was sore.
He was really tired and was grinning at some random girls who were checking him out.
"Groovy threads Maaan! Wanna head over to my pad and crash together?" He heard one of girls yell at him.
He grinned and waved at them. "Sorry chickies, I split from a happening and am totally tired now."
He gave them a peace sign and started to walk again to his house.
When the young man finally entered his house , he dropped onto his bed, not caring about his clothes, and closed his eyes.
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After snorring for two hours the young man woke up and saw a bright light shining into his room.
"Hnnng. . What the-. . " He took a look at his alarm clock and saw that it was 3AM. "Hnng... Where are the lights coming from?"
"BeepBeepBeepBeep!" He suddenly heard.
He got off his bed and walked out of the house.
"BEEPBEEPBEEEEEP"
A tiny thing stood in front of him and poked the man's leg.
"Hey! Stop that! " The young man yelled and pushed the thing away.
"BEEP BEEP BEEP" The thing yelled angrily and ran towars the man. "BEEP BEEP BEEEEEP!"
The young man looked down at the thing and saw it was wearing glasses.
"What the-!"He didn't finish his sentence because the thing grabbed him by the arm and pulled him into a big spaceship.
"What are you doing dudes?
"This is not groovy dude!"
He struggled but the thing didn't let him go and kept pulling him.
"Please let me go!" He yelled.
But then the alien grabbed his glasses, took them off and put them onto the panicking young man.
"Stop Stop! What are you doi-. . . . " He grinned and looked at the thing.
"Beep BEEP BEEP!" The thing bowed and kissed the man's feet.
"Eheheh" The young man smirked and looked down at the thing. "Lick it" he said and laughed.
The thing stopped kissing the man's feet and stood up. He grabbed the man's arm and led him to a white room with kingsize bed it in.
The man walked towards the bed and took of his clothes.
"Bring me fuckable things" He grinned and threw his shorts at the thing.
"BEEP BEEP BEEP!" The thing ran out of the room and came back with eight other weird things who ran towards the bed and stood around it.
They all were wearing glasses but they took them off and jumped on the bed.
The young man grinned and poked at his new glasses.
"Mister R is going to have fun"
After a long night of having sex the weird things jumped off the bed and ran away leaving the naked man who's now known as Mr R alone on the bed recovering from the hard and fast movements he did the night ago.
" This feels good." he touched his new glasses and smirked."I can get used to this."
One of the little things entered the white room and stood in front of him with a box in his hands.
"BEEP BEEEP BEEEEEP" He put the box on the bed and opened it. Inside the box were a lot of glasses. "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!" The weird thing pointed to Mr. R and then to the earth. "BEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEP D" Mr R raised his eyebrow in confusion but a few seconds later he understood what the alien thing said. "I get it." He laughed and grabbed the box.
He put on his clothes and was led by the aliens to the exit of the spaceship.
So yeah... I uploaded this just for Mira O3O
Daaarn you!
Anyway... I was in a crack mood when I wrote this story. Eheh~ If you guys see any spelling /grammar errors then.. it's because I fail 8D