Here in the Destiny Islands, all seems well… or so you think.
Sora, the keyblade master, lies quietly on top of his bed.
Much has changed since his departure.
"I wonder when I'll be back on track sailing with the gummi ship?" he asked himself.
Suddenly, the door slamed open and a tall silhouette emerged from the door way.
Sora was surprised.
"Riku?"
He lept up from the bed.
"Hey man! What brings you here?"
"No Sora." said Riku calmly.
"No Sora, stay on your bed. I'll come to you."
Sora obeyed and sat on his soft bed.
"Okay, now what do you…"
"Umph!"
The next thing Sora knew, Riku was holding his mouth.
The young man noticed that his friend was shirtless and had not combed his hair,
This gave him an appearance of a man that was apparently knocked out of Kingdom Hearts canon.
"Riku, what the in the…"
"Shh! Quite, sexy back. I will do what I wanted to do, all these years ago. Fuck you hard!"
"Shit, not again!"
As he watched helplessly in horror and at the same time in great amusement, Riku was slowly undressing him.
"We definitely don't need this."
Riku pulled out his arm and grabbed Sora's necklace from his neck.
He clutched the chain harder than he was his own dick and it snapped into hundreds of pieces.
Chain link began spiting out from Sora's neck.
"Oh, shit, that fucking tickles!"
As Riku pulled down Sora's pants, he held firmly on Sora's butt cheeks.
He was gonna ass-rape him!
"Oh! Oh! OHH! Riku, you're good at this!"
Riku then pushed Sora into a chair.
He was now going to give him head!
His head moved back and forth, up and down.
Riku was more like a machine than he was a human, as if he went through a complete metamorphosis.
"Yeah, bitch. You want it hard or soft, bitch? Huh, bitch? Hey, bitch! I'm asking you a fucking question!"
Yet another shadow materialized from the doorway.
This time, it was no one either of the two expected.
Yen Sid!
"Oh shit, not again!"
Sora was mad with fear.
"I don't want to be T-bagged by this old douche one more time!"
"Shut the fuck up, you know you want to elbow me."
He shoved Riku aside and tore open his robe…
"Oh fuck!"
Sora woke up from a terrifying nightmare.
"Stupid Kairi! That's the last time I eat a Paopu fruit!"
Oh gosh. May the lord bless me now for writing this sinful monstrosity.