I don't even know what gave me the idea to do this but here it is. I have no idea where this is going so, yeah and it took me a few days to write this whole thing 'cause I don't have the attention span to sit and write for more than a few minutes at a time. Although, I wish I could. It'd make finishing my other stories so much easier.
I don't like writing really long chapters, by the way, so don't expect these chapters to be long-reads. I'll update every week or even few days, depending on whether or not the Writers Block Fairy decides to visit me. I'll try to fend the hoe off for as long as I can.
So now, without further ado, I present to you chapter one of 'Heart'. I may or have not gotten the name from The Pretty Reckless, Metric, and Paramore, teehee~
"Sakura-chan, hurry up and get out of the shower! You've been in there for the last thirty minutes! I need to get in too, ya know!" The obnoxious banging was starting to give her a headache. Why did Naruto have to be so irritating?
"I'll get out whenever the hell I want to! Now shut up and let me shower in peace or else I'll beat you to a pulp!"
Naruto gulped and his raven haired friend smirked, "Somebody's gonna get it."
"Sh-shut up, teme! The only thing I'm gonna get from Sakura-chan is a glimpse of her in the show-"
"Ahem."
The blonde turned pale and his face expressed utter terror. Behind him was Sakura leaning in the bathroom doorway, annoyed.
"Good luck with that, dobe." The Uchiha turned on his heels, heading down the stairs to the kitchen and left his blonde friend choking on his tears and praying that the pinkette didn't hear what he had just said.
"So, Naruto-kun, what is it that you said you were going to get from me?" The pink haired girl cracked her knuckles loudly and glared daggers at the back of Naruto's pervy little head. Said boy slowly turned to face the girl and let out a small shriek. Sakura-chan looked very, very scary at the moment.
"W-Wow, you finished y-your shower f-fast. U-Uh, well, you s-see, Sakura, u-uhm…" He made a mad dash down the stairs to the kitchen. He was a few feet away from Sasuke and tried to hide behind him but to his horror, he was captured by the pink haired beast.
"NARUTO!" Sakura put the boy into a choke hold.
"TEME, SAVE ME! OH DEAR GOD, IT HURTS! SAKURA-CHAN, YOU'RE HURTING ME! I C-CAN'T BREATHE! A-AH!"
Sasuke sweat dropped and slung his bag over his shoulder and grabbed onto Sakura's. "I'll meet you in the car, Sakura. I would tell you to take your time with the dobe and make him suffer but it seems that we'll be late for class if we don't pick up the pace." Naruto glared at his best friend.
"Oh, you're right, Sasuke-kun!" The girl released the blonde and followed the Uchiha out the door and into his car.
"H-Hey! What about me!"the blonde screeched, "You can't just leave me here! I'm still in my pj's and I haven't even showered yet!"
"You also haven't brushed your teeth yet," muttered a disgusted Sakura.
"Later, dobe." He pulled out the driveway and pressed on the gas when Naruto started chasing the car down the street. Soon enough, they lost the blonde. "So stupid," he sighed.
"Hey, Sasuke..?"
The raven haired boy looked over at his pink haired friend. "Yeah?"
"I think we should have a party tonight." Sakura looked out the window.
"A party?"
"Well, it doesn't have to be a big party. It can be just a small get-together with friends at the house tonight."
"Why do you want to have a party?" He lifted a brow.
"Well, it's been awhile since we've had our friends over..." She flipped open her cell to check her notifications.
"Ah, I see. You do realize that since it's Friday, my brother's creepy friends will most likely come over to hang out with him, right? Wouldn't that bother you if they were there?" Sasuke swiftly pulled into a parking space and shut off the engine.
"I'm fine with them if you are. I was only asking since it's your place and stuff." The girl tapped her phone's screen a few times and looked over at the boy.
"Well, it's your place too. You've been living with Itachi and Naruto and I for the last six months, you don't have to ask for permission to have a party."
"It'd be weird if I just threw a party at your place without asking you…"
"If you say so, loser~." He joked, the girl playfully punched him in the arm.
"Okay, I'll just make a status about it." She said as she got out of the car and made her way to the building.
Sasuke handed her bag to her and walked beside her, "Alright."
"NOW DA PARTAY DUN'T START 'TILL I WALK IN." A blonde boy was dancing on top of a table with a microphone in his hand. The people around him were singing along and joking around.
"Oh dear god, for how long does Naruto plan on singing karaoke?" Sakura wouldn't have minded if he wasn't tone deaf. She decided her plastic red cup was feeling light so she walked over to the beverage table. "Let's see, now where is it..."
"You looking for this, yeah?" A masculine hand held the bottle of tequila gold she was looking for.
"Yeah, thanks. :3" She poured some into her cup and set down the bottle before taking a sip. She looked up at the boy, "I'm Sakura."
"Deidara," he grinned. He had his golden hair in a messy bun and his eyes were a pretty blue. He wore a black leather jacket with a blue v-neck that matched his eyes and slouchy black skinny jeans. He stared at her for a bit and she took sips of her alcohol, thinking of something to say.
"So, are you enjoying the party?"
"It's chill. What about you, yeah?"
"It's been fun. I'm thinking of doing the karaoke in a bit and join my friends."
"Haha, yeah, seems fun." Deidara looks over at the tipsy boys wailing lyrics then back at Sakura. He grinned with a glint in his sapphire eyes, much to Sakura's confusion, and leaned closer to her face.
Sakura blushed bright red and didn't know what to do.
"Oh god, he's getting closer and closer by the second."
She suddenly felt something grip her wrist and tug her into the nearest door which was one of the many large closets in the Uchiha household. It was dark so she tripped over the person and landed on top of them.
"Damn it, Sakura!" Sasuke whispered irritably, "Watch where you're going!"
"I mean, I would if I could see!" She rolled off the Uchiha and sat with her back against the wall.
Sasuke groaned, "Where the hell did you go?"
"I'm right here, Uchiha." She lit up her phone with a tap and the boy sat beside her. "Anyways, what the hell was that? You don't just randomly throw people into dark closets!"
"Well, excuse me. You just looked a little distressed over there with Deidara's lips in your face."
"Okay, okay. I have to admit, you did save me back there so thanks-wait, you know him?"
"He's one of Itachi's friends. You've met him a couple of times before."
"I have? When the hell was this? Today is the first time I recall meeting him."
He sighed and laughed, "You're as dumb as the dobe."
Sakura giggled, "Oh Sasuke, you're so silly~!" Then punched him on the shoulder hard.
"A-Ahh," was the only response from Sasuke, "Dammit, that's gonna bruise."
The closet door opened and Naruto appeared, "I FOUND THEM EVERYBODY! THEY WERE JUST IN THE VERY DARK CLOSET TOGETHER ALONE DOING GOD KNOWS WHAT BUT THE POINT IS THAT NOW WE CAN ALL PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!"
The blonde grabbed them by their collars and tossed them into a group of people who were sitting in a circle on the floor. A boy that looked like Sasuke except with a pony tail and black leather jack, the same as Deidara's, set an empty beer bottle in the center of them all.
"Why we need a bottle to play truth or dare, Sasuke-kun?"
"'Cause without it, Sakura, people would kill each other. Nobody has to worry about getting picked on by the same person everytime and everybody can participate. Plus, it's more interesting since you don't know who it'll land on."
"I don't get it, teme."
"That's because you're hopeless, stupid."
"Oh, oh! I think Tobi should spin first!" A dark haired boy jumped up and down, squealing. He was pushed into a corner by a large blue boy. They both were wearing the same jackets, too. Weird~
"Outta the way, bitches! It's Kisame time!" He was pushed aside by Itachi.
"No," the Sasuke-look-alike glared at everybody in the circle, "It's my time to shine like the sparkling jewel I am~!"
Everybody sweat dropped and the Uchiha spun the bottle. It landed on Rock Lee. Itachi gripped his chin and stared at the trembling boy for a moment.
"I," insert maniacal laughter, "…DARE YOU TO SHAVE OFF YOUR EYEBROWS!"
A couple of hours flew by and it was two in the morning. Many people had left to go home and were content with having gone to the party. People did the craziest things from the running around in the nude to the cinnamon challenge to throwing a used condom at the neighbors and many, many more. Only Itachi's friends, who all just happen to have matching jackets which completely blewww le pinkettes mind, and Sasuke and Sakura were still playing. Naruto had already passed out on the table and had been snoring loudly.
"Can I duct tape his face?" A blue man asked.
"Wouldn't that suffocate him, yeah?"
"That's the point." Itachi pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Duh, silly, Dei-chan!"
"SHUT UP TOBI, YEAH! DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO NEVER CALL ME THAT, UGH!" Deidara threw the boy out of the front door and then barricaded all the windows and doors to prevent Tobi from wandering in. "That should hold him for now." He sat back down and was punched in the back of the head by a red haired boy. "What the hell was that for, un?"
"It was Tobi's turn."
"It's quite alright, my dears~! Ita-chan will fill in his spot~!"
"Hey, Ita-chan, could you hand over the chips-"
"DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT AGAIN, YOU BLOODY BASTARD!" Smacked with newspaper.
"But you called yourself that so I thought-"
"WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG, SISTAH!" Smack smack.
"Oh dear god, you brought out Sassy-Tachi." The red head and blonde face palmed.
"Speaking of which, where the hell did Hidan go?"
"Probably passed out over a toilet or a dead hooker, who knows what that imbecile did this time."
"THIS TIME? O:" Sakura was confused af.
Noticing the confusion, Sasuke gently gripped onto the girls shoulders, "Let's go to bed, Sakura."
"Nyaa, nuu!" She meowed loudly and sprouted kitty ears and a tail.
"Come on," he grabbed her by her tail and began to drag her, "and take off your cosplay shit like, wtf, man."
"MeOWWW!"
"SASSSSUUUKKEEEEE, I DARE YOU TO GIVE YOUR DEAR OLDER BROTHER THAT YOU LOVE OH SO VERY MUCH A KISSSSSSS ON THE CHEEEEK~~!"
"No thank you."
"COME ON, BABY BWOTHER~!" The older Uchiha tackled the younger one.
"NO OH GOD NO PLEASE NO I'M TOO EMO FOR THIS I CAN'T I CAN'T EVEN AH HALLLLPPPP!"
"Sasu-kun, you're such a pussy~!" Purred Sakura. ;3
"I'll spin now, un!" Blondie spun the bottle and it slowly stopped in front of Sakura. Sasuke took notice and stopped fending off Itachi. He stared at his best friend and back at the blonde. He knew this wasn't going to end well.
Deidara smirked, "Sakura-chan," Sasuke had already guessed what the blonde was going to say next and was horrified, "I dare you to let me kiss you."
FEEL FREE TO FLAME, 'cause honestly, I'm bad at writing so, yeah, help me out, guys, wah.
I've reread it so many times but tell me if I've got any spelling errors or grammatical mistakes or if something just doesn't make sense, etc etc.
BTW, HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE ROAD TO NINJA TRAILER, OMFG, I'M LIKE FANGIRLING SO HARD. I really need to see it but my dad can't take me to Japan when it comes out because of his new job, ah, fml. If any of you guys are gonna see it, you better record it and email it to me. It just looks so perfect and and and AH THE FEEEEEEEEEEEELS. Warm and fuzzy, warm and fuzzzy. And lots of tears. I HAVE TO SEEEEE IT. Poop. Fmlfmlfmlfmlfml.
There's a spider like two away from me, omFg, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP ME.