Digimon

Digimon: Digital Monsters
Behind the Scenes of the Digithons

Tai: (reading his script) Hey everyone, guess what?

Izzy: (reading his) What?

Tai: It's a.....a Digi-fun?

Director: STOP ROLLING! Cut cut cut! Tai! What are you doing?

Tai: (pointing at his script) It says Digifun!

Director: (yelling at the script writers) WHAT? It's a DIGITHON!

Writer: It was Bill.

Director: I don't care-Tai, rewrite it, it says Digithon.

Tai: I don't have a pen.

Izzy: Tai, he means say Digithon, not Digifun.

Tai: Oh.

Matt (offstage): Yeah, like Digifun makes sense anyway.....oh wait a minute, we're talking about TAI. Never mind then, go ahead.

Tai: Okay, note to self-kill Matt.

Director: Stop yakking, roll film-and action!

Tai: Hey everyone, guess what?

Izzy: What?

Tai: It's a Digi-a Digi.....(starts laughing)

Director: CUT CUT CUT! Tai, we've been through this. Di-gi-thon! Is that so hard for you Digidestined?

Tai: No no, it's T.K.!

T.K.: Whargle?

Matt: T.K.! That's a sugar coated Crest, put it down-hey wait, that's MINE!

Sora: Um, Mr, Director sir, there's a problem with this hat?

Director: What now?

Sora: Well, um......I think a bird put a nest in it. And Biyomon says it wasn't her.

Matt: That's not a bird nest, it's your hair! (laughs, then stops abruptly) T.K.! STOP EATING MY CREST!

T.K.: But it's gooood-HEY!

Patamon: (flying around) Mmm! I like sugar-ooooh, shooooooooogar!

Palmon: OH NO! Mimi!

Mimi: What? (looking at her clothes) Do I clash?

Palmon: No! You have....oh wait, it's not dandruff. It's just sugar.

Patamon: Shoooooger? Where's sugar?

Matt: Your Mon ate my crest!

Mimi: Get the flying pig off my back!

Patamon: But you have delicious sugar in your hair!

Aximili: Have you found any Cinnamon Bun-zuh?

Patamon: No but if we keep looking in Mimi's hair we might!

Mimi: WRONG SHOW, AND GET OFF ME, YOU FLYING PIG! I do not have Cinnabons in my hair because I am not Princess Leia!

Director: What time is it? (looks at his watch) 7:30 a.m.-this is going to be a long day. I'm going for coffee. I'll be back sometime this year.......

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(The Digimon are relaxing during the Director's coffee break)
Gabumon: Patamon, have you gotten over your sugar high?

Patamon: (looking around wide eyed, mouth open) Uh huhhhhh.....

Gatomon: I don't think you are....(runs away from Patamon, who is trying to pull her tail)

Palmon: Where's SHE going?

Agumon: (shrugs)

DemiDevimon: (flying in) Mind if I join you guys?

Patamon: Nuh uhhhhhh.

Agumon: (muttering) SLIGHTLY.

DemiDevimon: I was acting! Besides, the mushrooms were good! I ate one.

Gomamon: Hey, that explains why you're so stupid......

Biyomon: YAAAAAAAAH!

Agumon: What the censored?????

Gabumon: Aren't we supposed to be good little Digimon?

Agumon: I don't care! What is she yelling about?

Biyomon: Someone stole my ankle ring!

Patamon: Sugar ring?

Gomamon: Pay him no mind.

Tentomon: (buzzing and malfunctioning) Ankle ring...-stuuuuuuuck in-----compuuuuuter-ter-ter-ter deviiiice-ice nice ice--Get it-tuhtuhtuh ow-it-uh.

Biyomon: Spiral Twister! (ankle ring flies out of Tentomon)

Tentomon: So that's what a black gear does to you.

DemiDevimon: I could've told you THAT.

Agumon: (sips his hot chocolate) Ooooookay.

* * *

Director: All right, everyone, I'm back. So what's happened?

Gomamon: JOE COLLAPSED THE PYRAMID!

Etemon: WHAT? Well that was my showroom, baby! Now where am I gonna sing?

Joe: I did not, it was the Bakemon!

Director: Etemon, we'll find something. And the Bakemon aren't even supposed to be here! And it's only 8:30. Okay, time for another break. (putting on his coat)

Sora: Hey, we didn't even roll film!

Director: Working with you guys is such a pain-okay, we'll film the commercial. Tai, remember: DIGITHON. T.K.: no eating the crests, they cost lots of sugar and chocolate.

Patamon: (eyes light up) Sugar?

Director: WILL SOMEONE GIVE HIM RITALIN?

Joe: That's not fair. Some people really need Ritalin.

Gomamon: Like, say, you?

Joe: THAT AIN'T FUNNY!!!!!

Meowth: That's my line.

Director: Meowth! You're supposed to be on the Pinkan Island set! GET OUT! (kicks Meowth)

Meowth: MEOWWWWWTH!

Director: Ahem. Okay, now, from the beginning-

Police: We'll need you to come with us, sir.

Director: What for?

Police: Abuse of Pokemon. We're from the CITTY, or the Cops with Industrial Ties To You.

Director: Interesting.....ummm, kids, help your old Director out, huh?

Sora: If we MUST. As long as I get a raise. I don't think I get enough time on the show.

Director: Anything you want!

Sora: My own star treatment room, a private hot tub, some better clothes, a clean hat with no bird nest in it-

Director: OKAY OKAY!

Sora: Thank you. (pulls out a bazooka) Well Mr.-Policeman, thinking you're so big and cool.......

Tai: From all of the Digidestined, to all of you freaks....

Sora: (fires the bazooka) Thank you for leaving us alone!

Director: Thank you. Now, ahem, places, and action!

Tai: Hey guys, guess what?

Izzy: What?

Tai: It's a Digithon!

Director: (mutters) Finally......

Sora: A what?

Tai: A Digithon! Seven episodes of Digimon on the same day!

All: YES YES YES YES YES YES!

Mimi: (not saying YES YES YES YES YES YES) Oh......

Director: Time for my favorite line: STOP ROLLING! CUT! Mimi, what's wrong?

Mimi: I just figured out that these sneakers REALLY smell bad......

Tai: Nah, that's just Matt.

Matt: WHY YOU LITTLE-(dives at Tai and socks him)

Tai: (socks Matt in the cheek) Knock it off!

Agumon: Tell your boy to leave off!

Gabumon: Yours started it!

Agumon: Pepper Breath!

Gabumon: Blue Blaster!

Izzy: (watching the two fights) Hmm......ten bucks on the blond and the dog.

Mimi: (hands Joe some popcorn) Izzy, I'll see that ten and raise you five, to the big haired kid and the lizard thing.

Agumon: (yells out in the middle of a kick) DINOSAUR!

Mimi: Yeah, the big haired kid and the dinosaur.

Tai: (whacks Matt in the head with his giant hair) HA! Take a faceful of hairspray! NYAH!

Joe: Hmm.....I'll add fifteen to Mimi's bet. That hair is too tough for the blond to beat.

Izzy: Darn. 30 to 10, I should've bet more.....

Director: The Digidestined gambling....never thought I'd see the day. It's 9:00, we haven't successfully gotten through the commercial yet, and already the police have come by. (takes some Advil) This is going to be a loooooong day.