Hey guys! I wanted to get these in before they left my brain. Just a series of drabbles, none pertaining to the other. I hope you enjoy reading these as much as I enjoyed writing them.

Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS or any of its characters. And If I owned Star Trek, Zachary Quinto and I would be married and I would be filthy rich and showering with golden coins.

Soup or Salad?

The first time he saw it, he thought it was awfully sexy.

There she was, standing at the kitchen stove, nurturing a pot of pasta to life singing Roxanne, wearing his favorite T-Shirt, undies, and combat boots.

As soon as his presence was known, she turned around and queried: "Soup or salad?"

He falls. Maybe it was the boots. Maybe it was the fact that he was head over heels in love.

He stutters. "Salad."

Of Spock and Kittens Alike

"How about Spock?"

He turns, blinks, and his eyes light up. "Spock? Leonard Nimoy Spock?"

She nods once. "Yes. I do not see why not. The Wrath of Khan is one of your favorites, yes?"

"Oh you bet it is."

He picked up the furry gray kitten. "I think Spock suits him just fine."

Frog

"A frog?"

"Tony, I do not see why it bothers you so that I have a frog bath sponge. It was cute."

He toys the sponge around in his fingers. "A frog?"

She groans. "I do not have time for this, Tony."

Arachnophobia

"Could it be that the big, bad assassin is afraid of spiders?"

She backed up even farther against the sink. "Tony, just shut up and kill it."

He picked it up and dangled it in front of her face, laughing when she cringed away. "Look Zee, its a poor, defenseless, little spider. It won't hurt you."

"Tony, I will hurt you if you don't kill the damn spider."

"Alright, alright, I'm killing the damn spider."

Rat

"Ziva!"

She entered the room, batted her eyelashes, and smiled sweetly. "Yes, Tony?"

He dangled a dead rat by the tail in front of her face. "Did you put this on my pillow?"

She placed her hand over her mouth in mock surprise. "How did that get on your pillow?"

"Oh I think you know perfectly well," he grumbled as he threw the rat out of the window.

She chuckled as she left the room.

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~Nosty~