Journal of an Illiterate God

by Pandora's Labyrinth of Memes

A friend asked me to edit the spelling and grammar of their story. I'd say it's pretty random, maybe even confusing, but it's supposed to be funny more than anything. The character named "Nora" is my OC. (If and when I draw a cover photo, I'll update that.) And my friend and I would appreciate any feedback you may have.

God Pit's Journal

Day 1

Hello, Journal. It's me, Pit.

Wait why am I saying my name? You know who I am. Actually... Can you understand me? I don't know myself. I still can't read so I'll have to ask Nora to read this all back to me.

Anyway, this is my first day as the new God of Chaos; after some fighting with the other Gods, I told them to go fuck themselves and I went off to be my own God.

My second in command is Pandora, and not Pandora; a young woman who seems to have Pandora's powers along with appearance. She goes by the name "Nora".

Nora does not however, have Pandora's more evil fireball side. Though she would transform into a monsterous being if needing to fight. Unless Nora is attacked, she is very nice and kind. She also seems to love fashion, so she made me a cloak similar to Lady Palutena's, but a bit more outstanding in design.

On my first day I decided to test my new powers. After playing a computer game called "Doki Doki Literature Club", I saw that Nora had an attraction to "Monika". In addition to my crush on the "best friend" girl "Sayori", I decided to bring them out of their world and into ours. The reactions they gave were, in a way, terror... Until explaining that we were the MC playing the game who they were crushing on the entire time.

Turns out, Monika was bi. So when she saw Nora, she also took a quick attraction to her. I had to keep a eye on Sayori when I mentioned knowing about her rainclouds. It took me most of the day, but I was able to calm her down. Sayori seemed to trust me really quickly afterwards. That, and me being a cook, she saw I made her a giant cake to help change her mood.

(Author's Note: This is not my story, I was asked by a friend to edit the spelling and grammar of theirs. I changed no details of the plot whatsoever.)