Cloud's Gel Problem
Author: Cloud
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Category: FF7
Comment: Have you ever wondered what Cloud would like without any hairgel, well, you're about to find out.
One morning Cloud woke up to find his hair.....messy.
Cloud: AHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOO!!!
Tifa: ::runs in:: What is.......it? AHHHHHHH!!! A GIANT HAIR MONSTER ATE CLOUD!!!
::Barret and Cid pop in::
Barret + Cid: What is.......it? AHHHHHHH!!! A GIANT HAIR MONSTER ATE CLOUD!!!
Barret+Cid+Tifa: ::in battle position and Safer-Sephiroth music plays:: Opera!
Cloud: NOOOOO!!! Hey, wait, Hold it!
::CD scratches::
Cid: Huh, what is it, I wanna kill you!
Cloud: It's me, Cloud!
Barret: Don't listen to it, Cid, it's trying to manipulate you!
Cloud: Ugh! Here I'll show you! ::lifts hair out of face::
Cid: It looks just like Cloud!
Tifa: ::throws Cid out of way:: Because it IS Cloud!
Barret: You've been hypnotised to?! AHHHHHH!!! ::runs out::
Tifa: You get out to, Cid. ::pushes him out::
Cloud: Oh gawd...
Tifa: Why don't you just put more Gel in?
Cloud: That's the problem I have none left.
Tifa: What about the lifetime supply?
Cloud: Pfft...more like 3 days...
::music starts playing::
Tifa: Music?!
Cloud: Oh where...is my hairgel? Oh where...is my hairgel? Oh where, oh where, oh whe...
::Another CD scratch::
Cloud: Hey, why'd ya' do that?! I was singin'!
Tifa: Because I hate that song!
Cloud: ::quietly imitating annoyingly:: Because I hate that song...
Tifa: You say sumthin'?
Cloud: ::quickly:: No.
Tifa: I guess we'll have to go to the store.
Cloud: THE STORE! I can't go out looking like this!
Tifa: C'mon, it's not that bad!
Cloud: Ahem...
Tifa: Okay, Okay, but you'll look like another face in the crowd!
Cloud: Fine...
::Walks out::
::In living room, Yuffie is watching TV::
Yuffie: ::drinking milk:: Where are you goin'?
Tifa: To the store.
Yuffie: For what?
Tifa: Hairgel for Cloud.
Yuffie: ::turns around and sees Cloud::
Yuffie: ::milk squirts out of nose and laughs on floor histerically:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!!! YOU LOOK LIKE COUSIN IT!!!
Cloud: Yeah, yeah, laugh your eyes out!
::at the store::
Kids: The Adams Family! Duh-duh-duh ::snap snap::
Tifa: Are you crying, Cloud?
Cloud: ::sniff sniff:: No......
::in the fashion aisle::
Cloud: Gel max, Gel Ultra, Gel Super, Gel Mega, ugh, none of them are close enough to Gel Ultima.
Tifa: Well Cloud, you're gonna have ta' pick one.
Cloud: ::plops himself on the floor and flails his legs around like a six year old:: WAHHHH!!! BUT I WANT GEL ULTIMA!!! WAHHHH!!!
::people stare::
Tifa: Oh geeeeeez...Okay we'll get Gel Ultima.
Cloud: ::happily:: YIPPEE!!
::walks out::
::at Ralph's::
Tifa: ::looks up:: Oh....my...gawd...
Cloud: I know it's a bit expensive, but it's worth it.
Tifa: 1000 Gil for 1 bottle...and it's on...SALE?!
Cloud: Not really what you expected, huh?
Tifa: ::faints::
Cloud: ::takes 5000 Gil out of her purse:: Thanks! ::grabs 5 bottles::
Cloud: I'd like to purchase 5 bottles of Gel Ultima.
Cashier: Cash or Card?
Cloud: Cash.
Cashier: Sir, If you don't mind my asking, what's wrong with your hair?
Cloud: Nothing, I'm perfectly normal.
Cashier: ::mumbles:: Yeah right.
Cloud: ::drags Tifa and walks out::
THE END
Author Note: I know you probably thought I'd make Clouds hair keep growing, but I'm too nice of a guy to do that to him.
Author: Cloud
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Category: FF7
Comment: Have you ever wondered what Cloud would like without any hairgel, well, you're about to find out.
One morning Cloud woke up to find his hair.....messy.
Cloud: AHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOO!!!
Tifa: ::runs in:: What is.......it? AHHHHHHH!!! A GIANT HAIR MONSTER ATE CLOUD!!!
::Barret and Cid pop in::
Barret + Cid: What is.......it? AHHHHHHH!!! A GIANT HAIR MONSTER ATE CLOUD!!!
Barret+Cid+Tifa: ::in battle position and Safer-Sephiroth music plays:: Opera!
Cloud: NOOOOO!!! Hey, wait, Hold it!
::CD scratches::
Cid: Huh, what is it, I wanna kill you!
Cloud: It's me, Cloud!
Barret: Don't listen to it, Cid, it's trying to manipulate you!
Cloud: Ugh! Here I'll show you! ::lifts hair out of face::
Cid: It looks just like Cloud!
Tifa: ::throws Cid out of way:: Because it IS Cloud!
Barret: You've been hypnotised to?! AHHHHHH!!! ::runs out::
Tifa: You get out to, Cid. ::pushes him out::
Cloud: Oh gawd...
Tifa: Why don't you just put more Gel in?
Cloud: That's the problem I have none left.
Tifa: What about the lifetime supply?
Cloud: Pfft...more like 3 days...
::music starts playing::
Tifa: Music?!
Cloud: Oh where...is my hairgel? Oh where...is my hairgel? Oh where, oh where, oh whe...
::Another CD scratch::
Cloud: Hey, why'd ya' do that?! I was singin'!
Tifa: Because I hate that song!
Cloud: ::quietly imitating annoyingly:: Because I hate that song...
Tifa: You say sumthin'?
Cloud: ::quickly:: No.
Tifa: I guess we'll have to go to the store.
Cloud: THE STORE! I can't go out looking like this!
Tifa: C'mon, it's not that bad!
Cloud: Ahem...
Tifa: Okay, Okay, but you'll look like another face in the crowd!
Cloud: Fine...
::Walks out::
::In living room, Yuffie is watching TV::
Yuffie: ::drinking milk:: Where are you goin'?
Tifa: To the store.
Yuffie: For what?
Tifa: Hairgel for Cloud.
Yuffie: ::turns around and sees Cloud::
Yuffie: ::milk squirts out of nose and laughs on floor histerically:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!!! YOU LOOK LIKE COUSIN IT!!!
Cloud: Yeah, yeah, laugh your eyes out!
::at the store::
Kids: The Adams Family! Duh-duh-duh ::snap snap::
Tifa: Are you crying, Cloud?
Cloud: ::sniff sniff:: No......
::in the fashion aisle::
Cloud: Gel max, Gel Ultra, Gel Super, Gel Mega, ugh, none of them are close enough to Gel Ultima.
Tifa: Well Cloud, you're gonna have ta' pick one.
Cloud: ::plops himself on the floor and flails his legs around like a six year old:: WAHHHH!!! BUT I WANT GEL ULTIMA!!! WAHHHH!!!
::people stare::
Tifa: Oh geeeeeez...Okay we'll get Gel Ultima.
Cloud: ::happily:: YIPPEE!!
::walks out::
::at Ralph's::
Tifa: ::looks up:: Oh....my...gawd...
Cloud: I know it's a bit expensive, but it's worth it.
Tifa: 1000 Gil for 1 bottle...and it's on...SALE?!
Cloud: Not really what you expected, huh?
Tifa: ::faints::
Cloud: ::takes 5000 Gil out of her purse:: Thanks! ::grabs 5 bottles::
Cloud: I'd like to purchase 5 bottles of Gel Ultima.
Cashier: Cash or Card?
Cloud: Cash.
Cashier: Sir, If you don't mind my asking, what's wrong with your hair?
Cloud: Nothing, I'm perfectly normal.
Cashier: ::mumbles:: Yeah right.
Cloud: ::drags Tifa and walks out::
THE END
Author Note: I know you probably thought I'd make Clouds hair keep growing, but I'm too nice of a guy to do that to him.