It's 2am I just completed reading The chamber of Secrets and it's inspired me to write a fanfict of Harry Potter.
Now the disclaimer I don't own anything related to Harry Potter and I seriously enjoyed the serious.
This is just for a laugh and a joke and if you have no sense of humour I forbid you to continue to read.
Excuse the grammar and spelling its 2.30am!
The Setting: Fourth Year at Hogwarts.
I always found Harry was a bit too nice and lacked attitude.
This is a mild version, depending on the reviews I may re-write a more mature/colourful version.
We find our young protagonist alone stomping down one of the corridors of the castle. It's a grey cloudy spring afternoon and Harry is in bad spirits.
Harry was fuming, Snape had just docked him 5 points for supposedly having to breathe the same air as him. Commanding him to make an appointment with his toothbrush he swept off in the direction of the dungeons.
"Slimy redneck git", muttered Harry under his breath.
He quickly rounded a sharp bend and stumbled into something soft and sweet smelling. In an entanglement of robes the pair tumbled over. "Sorry.", utter a gentle voice.
Pushing himself up, bleary eyed Harry examined the stranger, to his astonishment it was Cho. Biting back his angry retort he composed himself.
"Hey. Sup?" said Harry playing it cool.
Cho smiled and Harry struggled not to leap on her. Fighting back the hormones he held his hand out and helped her to her feet.
"Thanks, always the gentleman" replied Cho.
"Mostly but spend the night with me and you will learn when the sun goes down how gentlemanly I really am". Said Harry still holding her hand looking deep into her eyes.
"You have the most dazzling eyes if God created anything more beautiful he must have kept it for himself because in this life I have never seen anything more beautiful."
Cho blushed and smiled radiantly. "Harry you are so sweet, I can't wait for the Valentine Hogsmede trip".
"Neither can I" replied Harry.
Just then one of Cho's female friends appeared, seeing Harry she blushed but muttered "The Professor's waiting". Grabbing Cho by the arm she dragged her off.
"Nice ass" whispered Harry to himself staring in the direction Cho left.
Above his head there was a strange cackling sound. Harry looked up and felt all happiness leave him. Peeves with a wide evil grin on his face broke into song:
!Potty and Chang sitting in a tree K I S S I N G,
First comes love,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes Potty with the baby carriage.
And before Harry could utter a word he zoomed off singing at the top of his voice.
Great he thought so much for privacy, however he couldn't help thinking , "I am going to get laid".
I can't believe this I intend to write a story containing action, profanity, attitude and all that other cool stuff that there wasn't enough in the originals and all I have managed is a love story.
Whatever, please R and R.