This was harrys worst day of his life first his uncle tried to kill him with a 9mm pistol.
Next his owl bit him in the ass . Now he was at the leaky couldren snape then burst into his room wearing a whipped cream bakkini and tried to hug him . Harry walked into the knock turn ally last thing he saw was a large fist coming at him . Harry woke up in a wrestling ring and saw Hagrid across from him hargrid then tried to punch him "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt" harry yelled then hagrid used 619 on him. Harry tried to run but hagrid used the low blow. "Ahhhhh fuckkk" then hagrid used flying head butt. harry was wanderin around the ring when hagrid grabbed him and did the pedigree. Harry then used the hurricanna. Harry then left and ran into ron who said "hahahahahahahaha look larry see dick run" and started running on his 10 foot long penis "hahahahahahaha" harry then found Hermione in a bar he told her every thing "are you loopy to?". "no ime a stripper" harry drank some beer and didn't remember anything he woke up in bed with snape and Hermione he got up and stubbed his tow "shittttttttttt" snape woke up and said "keep it down" he pulled out his twelve gauge and shot harry.
FIN.
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Death eater 145.