Dark: So, this is my first story…again. I had to take off the other copy of this because it was in second person, so here is the third person version. I'll take any criticism, flames won't stop me!

Hiei :( sarcastically) Oh joy!

Kurama: Now Hiei, you've never read her stories before so you shouldn't be so quick to judge.

Hiei: The freakin' title is "Laughter + Hiei Impossible…Right?"! It's a love quiz…involving me! How the hell will it be any good?

Kurama: (scrolling down reading story, cracking up every now and then)

Dark: See? Kurama likes it.

(Boy, this could be confusing for DN Angel fans!)

Hiei: Maybe he's laughing at your inability to write and your spelling mistakes!

Dark: Shut up! I can't believe you're my favorite character… next time I'll go with the handsome, smart, cool, nice, and fun guy character!

Kurama: (Done reading) Hm? Who are you talking about?

Dark: Okay, maybe a bit dense…

Hiei :( smirks)

Dark: Well, before I lose an argument to my favorite bishie of all time, I would like to

welcome you to my "Laughter" series. Hopefully my computer won't die from the amount of-

Hiei: Flames.

Dark: Shut up….anyway, ummm, there won't be any hentai and for you Kurama fans out there-

Kurama fans :( Cheer) Wooooooooo-hooooooooo!

Dark: Yeah, okaaaay, I making a Kurama series. That series will probably be called something along the lines of "A Fire's Love, A Fox's Rose", Fire because the main female character would be a fire demon, and-

Hiei: (snorts) I guess I did get off lucky title-wise.

Dark: Yeah you did. And this story will come out ASAP. If you have any suggestions about either of my stories, I'll take them. If it's a really good one, I will make you an OC and you can appear in my fan fiction!

Random Guy: Who'd wanna do that?

Dark :( rips off random guy's head) Darn it! Stop interrupting me, peoples!

Everybody :( backs away, except for Hiei who's laughing at the dead guy)

Dark: (suddenly nice) so enjoy the story!

Narrator Dude:The main charecter'sname is Katan Ohsugi. (Your nickname was "Katana" ather old school, becauseshe was a strong fighter)Sheis about 4'8", with black hair down toher knees and green eyes.She is a fire demon/kitsune mix andher brother is a wind demon (she only attained your father's powers andher brother only gottheir mother's powers). Oh, and this takes place in Tokyo, where the YYH gang is.

Dark: So, let the story begin!

----Equation 1: First Day Plus Baka Equals Headache----

"Let me introduce our new student, Katan Ohsugi." Mr. Takamoto, this school's math teacher boldly announced. "She is from another district and moved here because of….personal reasons. Anybody have any questions for her?"

Katan glared at the teacher. Personal reasons? I left because my parents were murdered before my eyes and my brother was kidnapped and I was completely helpless. Everything reminded me of them. Ah, well, now I gotta spend another year instilling fear in the cheerleaders.

A brown haired girl in front raised her hand.

"Yes, Yukimura?" The teacher asked.

"What kind of music do you like?"

"Alternative music, rock, heavy metal, and American rock." Katan said. She didn't want to spillher whole life story to these people.

"Yes, Urameshi?" The teacher asked in a more bitter tone.

"Can you fight well?" asked a punk with slicked back black hair.

The demon grinned at this question. "It would shock the hell out of my last school if I said no."

The teacher edged away but said, "Yes, Minnamo?"

A boy, who probably had a legion of fan girls but by the look in his eyes he didn't want them, who had red hair like Katan's father's but shining green eyes like her grandfather's, said, "Do you like gardening?"

Well of course I do, I'm a freakin' kitsune. "I do garden in my spare time; roses are my favorite plant to grow, though." Favorite weapon of choice, more like. Damn, these people have lots of questions.

"Yes Kuwabara ((A/N: That's his last name, FYI. First name is Kazuma.))?" The teacher asked in the same tone as with the Urameshi kid.

"Will you go out with me?"

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww…

The new student noticed a short, quiet guy in the back of the room smirk.

"You may go sit down, Ohsugi."

As she walked to an empty seat in the back, Katan whapped Kuwabara in the back of the head.

"OWWWW! Mister Takamoto! Ohsugi hit me!" He yelled, interrupting the teacher's lesson.

Damn he has a whiny voice.

"Ohsugi, did you hit Kuwabara?" He asked, looking directly at the girl.

She gave a sweet, sugary smile. The kind no parent or teacher could resist. "Why would I hit poor Kuwabara-chan? I mean, I wouldn't dare try to hurt one of my nice classmates."

"Kuwabara, how dare you accuse Miss Ohsugi? She is nice student who, amazingly, didn't hurt you after your previous comment earlier." Then he went back to the chalkboard.

A satisfied Katan walked to the back again, and sat next to the black haired boy. On closer inspection, his hair seemed to defy at least half of the laws of physics. But it looked really cool.

"It's hell in the morning, though." He muttered.

She grinned her trademark grin.

Maybe the people here aren't so bad. They talked for a while. His name was Hiei Jaganashi. His friend was Shuichi Minnamo, the red haired boy in the front of the class. He also had the same sense of humor as Katan did, despised people that had none of theirown personality, and also disliked Kuwabara, although she had the sense Hiei would save Kuwabara's life if he had to.

"Ohsugi, solve the equation on the board." Came the wheedling voice of Mr. Takamoto.

The young girl rushed up to the board. The equation was obviously meant to be extremely hard, but…two seconds later she wrote the answer up on the board. Everyone looked surprised, even the teacher. Another grin formed on her face. It's like they've never seen a genius before. Ha ha.

The teacher stopped gaping long enough to gasp, "Show your work Ohsugi."

Half a minute later, all of the steps were written on the chalkboard in the clear, narrow handwriting Katan prided herself on. "Any questions?" Everybody in the class raised their hands. After a nod from the teacher she explained her process. But Kuwabara couldn't seem to get it. Every time his voice asked simple questions, the kitsune's (probably both Katan and Kurama, knowing Kuwabara) small headache got bigger and bigger. Katan was about snap when, in a black flash, Hiei was at the front answering Kuwabara's question on pi.

After flashing him a 'thank you' smile, the girl headed back to her desk, wondering if the aspirin in her book bag was strong enough when she heard Hiei yell, "PI IS 22 divided by 7, NOT A PASTRY, KUWABAKA!".

BRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGG!

The bell rang just as Hiei finished his sentence. The class rushed out, pushing Katan out the door. She found Hiei and asked him for directions to her next class, and began to sprint to Art 101.

­­­-----End Equation----

Dark: So that was my first chapter of my first story on You don't have to reply or anything, but if you want to, you can. In the next quiz, Katan will make 2 new friends! YAY! (ahem)….

Hiei: She would like to thank all of her friends and me for inspiration and also anyone else who replies to this chapter for…caring.

Dark: Thanks Hiei!

Hiei: Hn.