YAYNESS!! My first fanfic! I'm so proud! Anyways, this is just some random idea I got while listening to Eminem's "Just Lose It". I think I'm only gonna do one chapter though. I'm not really good at writing so my first few fics are just gonna be short "tests" and they'll probably sorta kinda really suck . But when I get the hang of it they'll probably be a little longer!

WARNING

In this fic Seto is acting REALLY out of character. But it's still kinda funny!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH. IF I DID, TEA WOULD KILL HERSELF, SETO WOULDN'T BE A VIRGIN, MARIK AND BAKURA WOULD BE TOGETHER, AND JOEY WOULD DIE HIS HAIR PURPLE.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE OUT OF CHOCOLATE COVERED CHERRIES?! WE CAN'T BE!! I JUST BOUGHT AN ENTIRE STORE-FULL OF THEM YESTERDAY!!!" Seto screamed at his servant Roland.

"Sir, I'm terribly sorry, Sir. We've searched the entire mansion but we couldn't find any." Roland said calmly as his employer, Seto Kaiba, was almost literally ripping his chocolate colored hair out of his skull. Just then Mokuba came through the front door, having just returned from school. Seto looked at him for a second then charged at his little brother like a lion chasing a (insert something that lions eat). Seto cornered his now confused little brother Mokuba.

"Mokuba, did you eat all the chocolate covered cherries?!" Seto asked hysterically.

"W-what? I didn't even know we had chocolate covered cherries."

"YOU LIE!! I told you I had bought chocolate covered cherries, thus informing you that I had bought them!!"

"...Seto you need some serious therapy." Mokuba said.

"...I know..." Seto looked at the floor. Mokuba sighed, walked into the kitchen, came back about 30 seconds later holding an Iced Grande Half De-caf White Mocha with Extra 2 Milk and No Whip from StarBucks. Seto immediately sensed the presense of coffee near by. He ran over to Mokuba and paused in front of him.

"StarBucks?" Seto asked.

"StarBucks."

"Iced Grande Half De-caf White Mocha with Extra 2 Milk and No Whip?"

"Iced Grande Half De-caf White Mocha with Extra 2 Milk and No Whip."

"...Can I have it?"

"Only if you promise to CALM DOWN."

"I promise!"

"Alright. Here you go." And with that Mokuba handed over the coffee to his older brother. Seto smirked and said "Hello coffee. How would you like to meet my digestive track? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" After a few seconds of psychotic laughter, Seto chugged the entire coffee while Mokuba sighed and rubbed his forehead.

Moral of the story: Kaiba likes cherries. And Starbucks

Well, I hoped you enjoyed it! Please review