Once more, an Amy x me fic. I promise you, I am not a loser, I got this idea. I was playing Sonic Heroes. This will feature a super-crossover that only I and my cousin can come up with. This fic will feature a few more teams I've come up with. They are: Team Saiyan (Me (Speed), Zach (power), Crash (fly)), Team Reptile (Espio (Speed), Vector (Power), Gex (Fly, OMG!), Team Speed (OMG. Sonic (Speed), Me (Speed/Power/Fly) Amy (Fly, hard to explain but will try to do)), Team Neutral (OMG, Shadow (Speed), Zach (Speed/Power/Fly), Rouge (I smell Shadouge… Fly)), Team Fly, (Cream (Fly), Tails (Speed, mainly), Crash (Speed/Power/Fly), and last but not least Team Super Saiyan (Super Saiyan Me, (Speed/Power/Fly) Super Saiyan Zach (Speed/Power/Fly) Super Saiyan Crash (Reason for SS Crash, he fell into a tub of needles filled with Saiyan blood, Speed/Power/Fly). Also, there WILL be Dragonball Z moves, and then some.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic Heroes, any levels, bosses, or characters from Sonic the Hedgehog, levels or characters from Crash Bandicoot, and last but not least, Gex or Rez (who by the way, makes a cameo appearance). I do however own the idea for Super Crash, Hyper Crash, and Super Saiyan and higher Crash. I don't own Dragonball Z, or anything affiliated with it.

Note: Speed/Power/Fly means the character is versatile in all three categories. That's about all there is to it. The teams at first, from Sonic Heroes, start disbanding, only to rejoin when the Earth is threatened again by none other than Eggman. The trouble is, we end up with the wrong people. Such is life when you end up in love. This takes place shortly after the battle with Metal Madness, except, let me make one thing crystal clear: Shadow IS a hedgehog, not a robot or android.

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Sonic Heroes Mix-up: Episode 1: Disbandment

"That was one HELL of a battle," I said, looking at the robot parts of Metal Madness scattered about. Even as Super Saiyan 2s, it was still hard, but we had help from Team Super Sonic.

"I know. It wasn't that hard!" said Crash, in his usual laid-back way.

"Cram it, Crash." said everyone's favorite gecko, now turned slightly aghast, ever since our first battle with the PPG squad, to a life of trying to 'do' every girl in the universe.

"You cram it, Gex. Just because Corey's you're old mentor doesn't mean…" Crash and Gex started arguing.

"And they lock horns again…" said Zach, reverting to base. "By the way, I've seen you staring at that pink hedgehog… ever since we fought at the power plant, and you overdid it, nearly drowning her, and ending up having to administer CPR."

"Face it, Zach, I am not in love, nor will I ever will be. Accept it. Don't remind me about the CPR though, it's not my fault you nor Crash were trained, considering the fact that you both fell asleep in class. As for the others, one might say they never wanted to learn, and that STUPID cat is a freaking moron so it wouldn't have helped matters." I said, drawing out my statement to show that I tried to mean it.

"Hey, it's not my fault you dragged us to the training session in the first place."

"It's not my fault one of us nearly drowned in the pool!"

"Touché, dude."

"I can not be beaten in a battle of wit: I HAVE CONQUERED!" I pumped my fists in triumph.

One day, Corey, one day you'll be in true love. Wait, did I just think that? ARGH, NO DAMN IT!

"So what's next?" Tails asked.

"I doubt this is going to end well… I mean, that was way too easy for my taste." Sonic said; I stared blankly at him.

"YOU MEAN TO TELL ME WE HAVE TO FIGHT A METAL MADNESS 2!" I shouted, half fighting not to come up and strangle him.

"No…"

"ARGH DAMMIT! I just made myself look stupid."

"Indeed you did, that's even stupider than me! And trust me, I am pretty dumb sometimes to tell you the truth," Knuckles said.

"Actually, if anyone here's the stupidest, it's Gex. I've caught him flirting with girls like you wouldn't imagine, and if you look over there…" I motioned to where Rouge, Shadow, and Omega were, accompanied by Gex, "he's trying to flirt with Rouge right now, and he sets personal records for saying something dirty. I've been unfortunate enough to truly see what the hell he just does. If I was you, which I am so glad I'm not, I suggest you give him a good punt kick to show him who's boss… wait a second… five… four… three… two…"

"Why are you counting?" asked Tails.

"One!" I finished. For a second nothing happened, then as I had always predicted, Gex was punted away. Our heads craned to see who punted Gex THIS time, and we all received a giant shocker.

"TAKE THAT YOU PERVERTED MONKEY!" Shadow himself shouted. We all stared in astonishment, even Rouge, who was looking at him with a look that regarded: "Hey I was about to do that!"

"Well, as a guy in Poland once said: 'WHAT THE HELL?'" I said, bewildered.

"Well, as a hungry person like me once said: 'COOKIES!'" Crash said, when he noticed we were staring at him, he simply stated: "What?"

Shadow looked around, sweating, and with my eyes, which nothing escapes at these speeds, which he was shaking his head, blushing a deep pink. No one else seemed to notice.

"Hmmm…" I put on the grin that made me famous.

"Uh-oh!" Zach said, backing off, as did Crash after saying: "Corey knows something… and something tells me he's going to reveal it."

"Wha-what does he know? TELL ME!" Shadow said, in a terribly out-of-character way, and for the first time in his life, slightly fearful.

"Shadow…" I began.

"Don't say it…" said Gex, then it was linked with "Because she's mine!"

"You mean…" asked Knuckles.

"ABSOLUTELY…"

"Oh my god…" said Tails

"Loves…"

"WILL YOU HURRY UP AND SAY THE LAST WORD ALREADY?" asked Sonic, tapping his foot.

"Rouge!" I finished.

Everybody in the vicinity fell over stupidly, except for Shadow, who merely said: "It's kind of true, you know," in his usual tone, and no longer blushing.

"SEE! TOLD YOU ALL! I HAVE CONQUERED! YEEESSSS!" I shouted, jumping up and down as if I were Charmy on a giant sugar high.

"Well, for now," Zach began, "with the threat gone,"

"Yeah?" I asked.

"We should all disband!"

"Disband?"

"As in break apart the teams, well, except for the Chaotix, but something tells me they won't be the Chaotix for long."

"Hey, what's that supposed to mean?" asked Espio.

"A certain green gecko, according to Corey, wishes to join your ranks," said Crash, on full-out seriousness.

"And it's true!" said everybody's favorite gecko.

While the Chaotix and Gex were arguing, I decided for a temporary split-up of Team Saiyan. I needed the break from everybody's favorite marsupial and the once-evil-now good antics of Zach, who sometimes claims he owns the place. But of course, when I got angry, I owned all of them.

Team Sonic would disband, as did Team Rose. Team Dark was already disbanded, well, Omega had exploded due to a bug in his programming due to Zach saying "disband", leaving behind Shadow and Rouge alone with their personal thoughts.

I was already walking down the road leading home when I hear a "Wait a sec…" coming from behind me, sounding like a certain girl I had to perform CPR on.

No… not her…

I put on a fake grin, and turned to face none other than Amy Rose.

"Yes?" I ask, not knowing what she was doing, or what she was holding.

"Hold out your hand."

"Whatever," I said, closing my eyes.

I felt her hand touch mine, and a warm, yet new feeling surged through me, only to have something cold and something familiar touching it in its place. I open my eyes, to see a single gold ring in the palm of my hand.

"It's a Ring. One of those power rings you've seen along the way."

"Thanks." I said, turning to leave, when I realized something. That warm feeling… what the hell was that all about? The fake grin turned into a real grin. I turned around. I think she had noticed, because then she let out a barely audible squeal and ran up to me once again, this time throwing her arms around me in an embrace, which, considering how she did it to Sonic at one point, was soft.

Dammit. You've never lo—wow her arms are soft and warm—DAMMIT! This doesn't make any-I think I'm in love… is this just a tiny reward or does she love me? That's a puzzling thought… too bad, I might never see her again.

That last part of the thought caused me to raise my arms and hug her back. I never thought I'd be doing this. I think she realized what she was doing, as did I. She broke her arms off me, as did I. I looked her in the face, and she glowed as pink as her own fur. It was then I realized I was blushing too. I stowed the Ring in my pocket, and turned to face her.

"It's best if we never speak of this." she said, breaking the silence.

"Agreed." I said, feeling myself go red.

"Well, see you whenever…"

"You too."

She left. I raised a thought that someone was watching.

"Oh… damn… it…" I said, realizing who it was. Cream the Rabbit had witnessed everything. I knew her secret. "If you don't tell, I won't tell you love Tails!"

"Agreed on." Cream said, turning to leave, her chao, Cheese letting out little clicks and the occasional "Chao!" every now and again.

I walked away, unknown of what coincidence was about to happen.

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Wow… I never thought I could write this much! Oh well. 'Till next time, R&R!

Preview: Hey everyone, randommaster's story counterpart here. Well we got back from Metal Madness battle, but when we were to relax, a giant note falls from the sky, and teams are reformed. The problem is, the teams are different from our previous encounter. What are the new team names? Find out on "Team Speed!" What? I'm paired up with Amy? Sweet!