Once upon a time there lived a handsome man with a well groomed mustache. His name was Fassad
He had to look after a stupid monkey by the name of [insert name] and the monkey was stupid and dumb and ugly but Fassad was kind hearted and looked after it even though it was a really dumb monkey.
So one day the handsome man with his dashing moustache went to an ugly little village, accompanied by the dumb monkey of course. There they found some fat kid and they gave him money. Then they stayed at an Inn which was filled with drunks and stupid women. As Fassad slept as soundly as he could in the uncomfortable bed, the stupid monkey cried. He was crying from the happiness he felt at being with a lovely man like Fassad of course.