People seem to think I'm a saint.

"Inuyasha!"I called. The only reply I got was the one in question turning his head away from me, pretending to look at the view of the deep, green, never ending forest. 'Ya, right, when does INUYASHA look at the view?' I scoffed in my head.

"Inuyasha! Get down from that tree!" My face was a speckled with red. I rolled my eyes, silently. "Inuyasha! Don't you want dinner?"

I sighed. I know, I know, it's cheap, but how else was I supposed to get him down from that tree?

After seven minutes of calling, I finally received an answer...of sorts.

"Wench, we don't have ramen,"

'Not this again.'

People seem to think I have unending patience.

Today was really not my day. I've been roaming the country for who knows how long. Fought a bloody battle with a pesky mole youkai, got icky guts all over my last pair of clean clothes. Inuyasha not allowing me to wash off, Shippo is mad at me because I don't have any more teats for him.

"Well that's because someone won't let me go home and get more supplies!" I stood there with my hands on my hips, staring up into the leaves of the gigantic tree at someone I could hardly see.

"Hmph. If I let you go, I know you aren't going to come back for at least a week!"

'At least he's picking up on modern day terminology…' I thought in my head, but screamed out loud, "Fine, then no dinner for the sulking majesty." Sarcasm dripping from my voice.

I turned around and marched back to camp. I could hear Inuyasha settling into the tree.

'What does he do up there anyway? Sleep?' Then no my astonishment I realized I was probably right. A giggle escaped my mouth. 'Wow, that must be uncomfortable.' Yet again, I rolled my eyes.

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Dinner was rolling by. Miroku tried to grope Sango for the fourth time today. Shippo seemed to forgive me and realize that he should blame Inuyasha for his lack of treats, and that's what he did. Everything was going well, I even momentarily forgot the state of my clothes, until we all noticed the soul-stealers circling around the edge of the forest.

Even though I was sitting far away, I could feel the chill that their presence brings, swim down my spine. I heard the rustling of leaves as Inuyasha excitingly jumped up and went to his love, and lover.

People seem to think I take everything in stride and even though I'm hurting, put a smile on my face.

Silence came over the camp. After a long awkward pause, Sango tried to fill in the silence with chatter.

I sat there for a long time, trying to seem like Inuyasha's constant betrayal didn't hurt. But eventually I stood up and started to walk in the direction of the closest body of water.

People seem to think I forgive and forget

I quickly stripped out of my clothes and dove into the water, running into it's embrace with open arms. After all the gunk was out of my outfit and off of me, I sat down and started to think.

I don't.

I heard a rustling in the tree's, and I silently sent my steadily growing miko powers out to search for the aura of the peeping tom.

People seem to think that I don't know Inuyasha mated with Kikyo

Once I realized who the aura belonged to, I smiled. 'Finally a good part to the longest day in existence.' I waited for the person to appear.

I'm not that naïve.

When he finally did appear out of the trees I turned around and gave him a big, long happy grin, admiring his toned to perfection body.

But what people don't know, is that I'm 'cheating' on Inuyasha too.

I stood up, letting the water droplets to run down my body seductively. Climbing out of the water, I went to go great my naked lover.

"Hello there, Shessomaru." He smiled a smile that was only shown to me, and we went back into the hot-spring together.