Laura: Why are you on the roof?
Chrissy: There's nothing better to do.
Laura: You could come inside and have coffee with chocolate croissants.
Chrissy: It's a very tempting idea but no. I will remain here.
Laura: Is that Vanna and Becky?
Chrissy: Maybe. (Grabs water balloons)
Laura: I don't want to know. (Walks away with an exasperated smile)
Chrissy: I will get my revenge on those pathetic ningens. (Throws water balloons at Becky and Vanna)
Becky: What just happened?
Vanna: Christine! I'm going to murder you! (Runs into the house)
Becky: Jeez, not again.
(Cowers in corner) Chrissy: It was Laura's idea. Go away, it's not my fault. (Smiles innocently)
Vanna: I don't believe you. I will get revenge.
Laura: I swear those two act like children.
Becky: I know. Enjoy chapter 1.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or any of the songs.
Chapter 1
(Maiha's POV)
I sigh as I walk into the school with my eldest brother. Arashi has short ash blonde hair and hazel eyes. He shoots me a look as we walk into Kagura's office. Kagura has short black hair and red eyes. She glares at Arashi.
"Come with me," Kagura snaps.
I nod and follow her. She shows me to a room that's more like an apartment than a dorm. I walk inside and shut the door. From the looks of things, my roommates aren't here. I place my things in the room that has a welcome banner on it. It looks like someone vomited glitter everywhere on the banner. I shower and change. I wear a white camisole under a see-through purple leopard print crop top, a black lace trimmed miniskirt, and black boots. I comb my hair while it's still wet. I shake back my unruly golden curls as someone knocks on the door. I hear the door fly open. I lean against a wall near my door.
"Where the fuck are the girls?" a dark haired male says angrily.
"Inuyasha! Behave yourself. And who must you be?" Another replies.
I don't say anything. A male with black hair and a purple tint to it walks up to me. He kneels in front of me and takes my hands.
"Hello miss. I'm Miroku. Will you bear my children?" he says.
I blink in surprise and see a female with long dark brown hair walk up to Miroku. She slaps him across the face and drags him to the kitchen. She comes out alone. I stifle a laugh.
"I'm sorry about him. I'm Sango, these are Inuyasha and Sesshomaru," she says.
"I'm Maiha," I reply.
"Myself and three of my friends live here. Hey, they're here. This is Rin, Kagome, and Ayame," Sango says.
"Well, it's nice to meet all of you," I say.
"Yeah, but there's another you haven't met," replies Sesshomaru.
"Don't say his name. If you care about me at all, you won't say his name," Inuyasha nearly shouts.
"Who is it?" I ask.
"His name is Kouga," Sesshomaru replies with a grin.
Inuyasha proceeds to bang his head on the wall repeatedly. Ayame laughs.
"Let's just say Inuyasha and Kouga aren't the best of friends. They will work together if necessary but will hate every minute of it," Kagome says.
"Oh, by the way, Kagome, Ayame, you and I are sharing this dorm," Sango says.
"The boys have a dorm house, a few miles from here," Ayame says.
"We should probably leave. Maiha needs to relax," Miroku says while grabbing my ass.
I blush and slap him across the face. I storm into my room and close the door. I put my belongings away. I glance at a picture of three friends and myself. I sigh as memories pop up. There is a tentative knock at my door. I open it and let the girls in.
"Hey, do you want to go clubbing with us?" Sango asks.
"Sure," I reply.
I smile and shower. I change into a dark purple sweetheart top dress with a silver flame design that ends mid-thigh. I put on dark purple stilettos. I straighten my hair and leave it down.
I grab a cab with the girls. They talk excitedly.
"Maiha, are you okay?" Kagome asks.
"Yeah, I'm fine," I reply.
"One thing's for sure. You are so going to kill it at the club," Rin says.
"She means that you look hot," Ayame explains.
I smile and get out when we arrive. Sango and I head to the bar. She orders a beer, while I order a shot of tequila. A guy about our age walks up to Sango. He has long brown hair with dark blonde highlights. His blue eyes sparkle when he laughs.
(Kouga's POV)
"Man, Sango you're funny," I say.
I look past Sango and see a girl with golden blonde hair. I nudge Sango. She gives me a dirty look.
"Sango, who's your friend?" I ask.
"Oh, that's my new roommate," Sango replies.
I sit in between Sango and her friend. I spin her chair around so that she faces me. Her hair is hanging in her face, preventing me from seeing her face. I push her hair behind her ear. She looks down at the ground. I grab her chin and tilt her head up towards me.
"Hey there. I'm Kouga." I say.
The girl gets up and starts dancing. I follow after her. She stops in the middle of the crowd and starts swaying her hips. The song Body Bounce comes on.
"Body Bounce"
(feat. Akon)
[Kardinal:] Ahhh shit here we go again, [Akon:] [Chorus:] [Kardinal:] [Chorus:] Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da (I wanna see you bounce, I wanna see you bounce) [Kardinal:] [Chorus:] [Akon:]
Hey yo 'kon
We keep givin it to them every day my nig
We got another one?
Here we go,
I'm lookin' at you but I'm seein' your friends,
Both my hands fit around her waist,
Her astronauts takin' up my space, yo,
I'm about to launch my rocket,
Take off your clothes and reach in my pocket,
Grab the controller, similar to wii,
It's a game and imma let you beat me
Shawty's body's like an hourglass, thats no lie,
You know if she bring it to me the cash bout to fly, man,
I'm so ready for her, I wanna throw it so fast,
But I just wait to show her the blast,
Love the way you make that body bounce,
Lovin' how you work it,
Love the way you make that body bounce,
Lovin' how you work it,
Love the way you make that body bounce,
Lovin' how you work it,
I love the way you make that body bounce,
Lovin' how you work it,
Work it, work it
Bounce, twerk,
Show me a little work,
Imma take them calories off with that shirt,
Look how you bouncin',
All of the sudden I think how many men try to climb that mountain,
Them heals you got is no joke, even Akon might go broke,
Spendin' them ones, throwin' them twenties,
[?] throwin' up centuries,
That's the body of the century,
You a little insecure but baby you got plenty,
Them stretch marks on your hips is just bungie cords bringin' you back when you dip,
I read your lips, my gang stay literate,
I ain't scared, not a little bit,
Gotta let you know, your worth about a million ?,
Now just bounce
Love the way you make that body bounce,
Lovin' how you work it,
Love the way you make that body bounce,
Lovin' how you work it,
Love the way you make that body bounce,
Lovin' how you work it,
I love the way you make that body bounce,
Lovin' how you work it,
Work it, work it
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da (I wanna see you bounce, I wanna see you bounce)
Chyeaa, [?]
PS3, the PS stands for PSSS if ya body bouncin' around me,
Then it's game over, act like you older,
Either we bouncin' right now, or your dirt off the shoulder,
So extra, mr. material,
Lemme feel on your birthday suit texture,
So resilient,
I like how on the inside its like a wetsuit, brilliant,
Water resistant up to 9 inches,
Wrap that let me open it up like Christmas,
I'm about the same height as [?],
Keep on your heels, lets get down to business,
No gym but i'm seein' your fitness,
With my eyes closed you pose as a witness,
Everywhere the body language you pronounce
Love the way you make that body bounce,
Lovin' how you work it,
Love the way you make that body bounce,
Lovin' how you work it,
Love the way you make that body bounce,
Lovin' how you work it,
I love the way you make that body bounce,
Lovin' how you work it,
Work it, work it
Just show me how you do it baby,
Just let me see,
Thinkin' how you dippin' so amazing in front of me
She stops dancing at the end of the song. We head over to one of the large booths and sit down. The others are there too. Maiha sits next to Ayame. I sit by a guy with orange hair and brown eyes.
"I don't believe we've met before. I'm Shippo," Shippo says to the girl I was dancing with.
"I'm Maiha," she replies.
"What are you doing here fur ball?" Inuyasha asks.
"I could ask the same of you fleabag," I say.
Maiha whispers something to Sango, who laughs. Maiha shakes her hair out and gets up. She goes back to the dance floor.
"She may not be dancing like a wave but she sure does know her way on a dance floor," Miroku says.
I growl at him and join Maiha. 'Damn, she's a little temptress isn't she?' I think to myself.
(Maiha's POV)
I closed my eyes while dancing. I feel a hand on my hip. Someone growls possessively. He pulls me closer to him. I flutter my eyes. I smile seductively at Kouga. We dance to the next song.
"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"
Turn it up some Husslers shootin' eight ball Now Honey, you can't blame her We don't care about the drinkin' That honky tonk badonkadonk (That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)
For what her mama gave her
It ain't right to hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)
Kouga pulls me over to the booth again. Inuyasha and Ayame go get drinks. Sango talks with Miroku.
"Possessive much?" Rin comments.
"I think it's cute," Kagome replies.
"He's still a damn wolf," Inuyasha replies.
"At least I'm not a mutt," Kouga interjects.
I raise an eyebrow. I laugh. Inuyasha sits down and mutters to himself.
"I think we girls should head back," Rin says.
"Fine, we can take you back," Kouga says.
We head outside and climb in the back of his truck. He drives us back to our dorm. I wave good-bye before going inside. I head to my room. I change and go to bed.
Laura: Has Vanna gotten her revenge yet?
Chrissy: (Whose running around the yard getting chased by Vanna's giant tarantula) HELP ME. HE'S GONNA EAT ME!
Vanna: She meant to say yes. (Laughs evilly)
Becky: Sometimes I worry about their mental health and then I realize that these people are my best friends.
Chrissy: THIS IS SO NOT FAIR! IT WAS ONLY A WATER BALLOON!
Laura: She says Please review or no update.