Anything and everything that's
Disturbing and Random. Ha!
Well, hello. Me and my friend Katie here have devised a well thought out fan fic that is what we would call, well, somewhat amusing in our anime-crazed, twisted minds. To get our general message, you should probably have a good understanding of the following series: Naruto, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, Chrno Crusade, Trigun, and Full Metal Alchemist. (You should also know the meaning of an inside joke which is where many of these comical moments derived from. xD) I'm sure there's gonna be more chapters of other series somewhere, but hey, like we said- We're RANDOM!; You'll probably get the just of it if you have a normal, opened mind.
Another thing- We don't really care about the reviews. We just want the reader to get a good, hardy laugh in once in a while. Don't bother saying we got some things wrong with a particular series because that might just be the frickin' point! XP Anyway, we hope you have an entertaining and fun time readin' it so sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride while we journey into the world of hilarious anime insanity! (Mwahahaha!)
Chapter 1
Gaara's Challenge
A dark night with a full moon and a lone figure walks down a deserted pathway. The blood tattoo over his left eye- the Japanese character "love"- gives the stranger away as Gaara of the Sand. It's perfectly silent as he comes to the crest of a hill. Nothing dares to make a sound. Even the crickets who stop in mid-melody are afraid as the scent of death passes slowly by. The only things to be heard are slight tac-tac of his sandals and the constant inhale and exhale of his breath. The light of the moon plays tricks with the tree's shadows as he glides down the road-his own shadow jumping from light spot to light spot.
He doesn't know what mission he's on, nor does he care. His only purpose in this cruel world is to kill others and prove his existence. He stops and looks up. Through his reddish bangs, he sees the stars twinkling innocently back at him and he thinks I can be crueler than this world will ever be. Suddenly, he gets a look of weird confusion and struggle on his face. The weight of his enormous sand gourd carried over his back becomes more and more noticeable as the hand of gravity pulls it towards the ground. There's a loud thud! as Gaara of the Sand's never-before-harmed body hits the ground. In utter shock and confusion, he steams quietly and furiously over the first battle he had ever lost. Must…kill….something.