The Hogwarts Express
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Summary: Just the result of two sisters high on mangoes I swear it's the mangoes and making fun of the Hogwarts Express scene in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Guaranteed for a lot of laughs and even if you don't understand what's going on, it's still pretty hilarious. JUST READ IT GOSH DARN IT! Heh..I mean, please read it…
Caution: May cause excessive knee slapping and we do caution you to not eat or drink while reading, because we don't want you spitting out or choking on your food.
Side Effects include dizziness, confusion, raspy voices from cracking up, stomach aches, side aches, back aches, knee aches, feet aches, and tooth aches and any other ache you can think of…
NOW ON TO THE STORY…
(Setting) Hogwarts Express
(Time) OH WHO CARES…
Hermione enters the cabin
Hermione: Doing magic are you? Let's see then!
Ron mutters random spell that I can't remember right now
Hermione: Well it's not a very good spell is it, I know some simple spells but they aren't very good for example…EXPELLIARMUS!
Harry's glasses get blown off his face and disappear
Hermione: Well that's much better isn't it?
Harry: OH YEAH!
Harry slaps face and flares his nose
Hermione: Cricket Holy! Harry Potter you're!
Hermione: I'm Heronne Granley, and you are?
Hermione looks in Ron's direction
Ron: Haron, Haron Pottley.
Hermione: Pleasure…
Hermione: I expect we'll be arriving at robes soon you better put your Hogwarts on.
Hermione: Oh and you have a bit of nose of your dirt by the way.
Frodo Baggins appears out of no where, has a stern face on and then starts to laugh his "Frodo" laugh
Frodo: BUHAHAHA...GANDALF!
Frodo jumps onto an imaginary Gandalf
Harry looks around startled and confused
Harry: VOLDEMORT!
Harry gets thrown backwards
Stan Shunpike appears from the abyss of the train
Stan: What'cha fell over for?
(end)
Author's note: Well we hope you've enjoyed this episode of Harry Potter, even if you didn't get any of the jokes, oh well…comments are appreciated