Another attempt at humor with cross dressing thrown in! ...have fun reading!

yaoi4life

Sanzo laid back on his bed, droopy purple eyes closing. He breathed deep, inhaling the sweet aromas of the incense that wafted through his open window. He replayed back what he had seen in the town that he and Gojyo, Hakkai, and Goku had stayed in the night before. What a strange town it had been...

Hakkai steered Hakaryu gently around the curve. Goku slipped slightly in his seat, hitting Gojyo's leg.

"Watch it, monkey!" the crimson haired kappa snarled, pushing Goku away roughly.

"Bite me, horny hippie!" the brown haired boy retorted, purposely kicking Gojyo in the knee.

Gojyo hit Goku on the head. "Eat a banana and die!"

"Take a pickle and shove it, you cross-dressing whore!" Goku twined his fingers in Gojyo's hair a pulled.

"Why you little--," Gojyo was cut off by Sanzo whirling around in his seat, pulling out his gun.

"Shut the fuck up, both of you!" the priest snarled.

Gojyo and Goku reluctantly sat, but continued to glare at one another.

"Put up your gun. We're nearly there," Hakkai said, smiling.

"Good. Then we can get some food! I'm starving!" Goku said happily. "Maybe we could get some bananas..."

"I've got your banana right here," Gojyo snarled.

"Shut it!" Sanzo growled as a small city came into view. The city was nestled in a small valley that lay in the center of a forest.

Hakkai slowed down when they entered the city. At once they could see something was different. The people wore brightly colored clothes. Streamers hung everywhere and cheerful music played. Hakkai stopped in front of the inn and climbed out. Sanzo, Gojyo, and Goku followed.

"Wonder what's going on..."Goku whispered.

"Probably a festival," Hakkai answered.

"Ooo...who's that lady?" Gojyo said, eyeing a woman wearing a red dress. The woman had long black hair. He couldn't see her face as her back was turned towards him.

"I don't think--," Hakkai began, but Gojyo had already walked over to the woman.

"Hello, pretty lady. I'm new here; would you know where I could find a place to stay?" Gojyo asked, leaning against the inn wall, smiling seductively.

The woman turned and Gojyo's eyes widened slightly. The woman wasn't a woman, but a man. The man had dark blue eyes and pale complexion. "Sure, handsome. You can stay at my place," the man said with a slightly false, high-pitched voice, and a wink.

"I'm sorry, but he already has a place to stay," Hakkai said. He had walked over. He slipped an arm around Gojyo. "He's such a flirt. Aren't you, love?" Hakkai asked, smiling and laughing softly.

Gojyo paled slightly, sweat breaking out on his brow. "I...uh...I..."

"Oh, by the way; I'm Hakkai and this is my fiancé, Gojyo," Hakkai said, holding out his hand to the other man in the dress.

"I'm Ryu." The man shook Hakkai's hand briefly. "You've got yourself a handsome one and a polite one. You're lucky."

"I know!" Hakkai smiled and nuzzled Gojyo, who had frozen in place.

"He's a bit shy, isn't he?"

"Mmhmm...Do you have anyone?"

Ryu smiled. "Yes, but he's not like yours. He's a little more rugged and less polite."

"Oh...where is he?"

Ryu turned slightly and whistled before shouting, "Kono mi, come here!"

A tall man with short cropped hair gray eyes slowly walked over. He wore tight leather pants and no shirt or shoes. Chains dangled off of him and he wore a pair of handcuffs on each wrist. "Yes?" he asked gruffly.

"This is Hakkai and his fiancé Gojyo," Ryu said happily.

Kono mi smiled. "It's good to meet outsiders that don't frown on us!"

Hakkai smiled and squeezed Gojyo gently. "It's finally good to be in a place that welcomes us!"

"Hakkai!" Goku called, stepping into the inn. "Come on!"

"Oh, dear! Goku needs me. I'll see you later." Hakkai kissed Gojyo briefly on the cheek and walked off.

"Come by tonight for dinner!" Ryu called after.

"Will do!" Hakkai answered, entering the inn.

Ryu turned to Gojyo. "Are you ok?"

Gojyo nodded numbly, pale faced. "I-uh-I need to go to the shop," he whispered, turning a slowly walking away.

"See you at seven!"

"Uh-ok," Gojyo muttered, never looking back. What the hell was going on?

The next chapter will hopefully be better than this...hope you had fun, though!

yaoi4life