Episode One: Introduction
Hello all you lumberjacks and Neko-chans out there! This is my second story, only it's not as...structered...as my first one, 'One Fateful Night...' At first was slow but now big hit so thanks for that! As you know, I am an IchigoxRyou fan but I mean...we simply HAVE to put them all through pain and misery because otherwise...its just NO FUN so...my little story here is about Ichigo and which man from Tokyo Mew Mew shall have her!
Mu...ha...ha...HAHAHAHAHAHA Cough Furball...
Ichigo: Ewww
OH Shut up lumberjack. What would you know about coughing up furballs YOU ARE ONE!
Kisshu: A CUTE ONE
Masaya: Not..ADORABLE
Ryou: No Hot...
Ooook...
Ichigo: Ehm...so why are we all here?
IF you listened you would know wouldn't you?
Masaya: HEY DON'T YELL AT HER YOU GOAT YOU!
NANI? THATS IT. DEATH PENALTY.
Masaya: NOOOOOOOO WHO WILL ATTEND TO THE PWETTY FLOWEEERSSS!
Gives everyone 100000000000000 million pounds of sugar
NOW! SING THE OPENING SONG! From Venga Boys .
All: OOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you're alone and you need a friend! Somebody there to forget your problems, just come along baby take my hand! I'll be your lover tonight.
NOT THAT PART THE CHORUS YOU BAKAS EVERYONE WILL THINK PEREVERTED THINGS OF ME NOOOW
Ichigo: OK OK!
Speeds up
Ichigo: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER TONIGHT UNTIL FOREVER
NEVERMIND I need a new song...
Five hours later
I HAVE IT! Supastar.
Ichigo: I AM A SUPERSTAR WITH A BIG BIG HOUSE...this is a gay song.
FINE THEN SING ABOUT TREES OR SOMETHING!
Ichigo: So long ago I lost my soul to three boys over there.
All: She loves me yes she loves me not oh we are in despair.
MEH...good enough. NOW on with the game.
Ichigo: Isn't this episode already long?
No.
Ichigo: Shouldn't you lead them on?
No.
Ichigo: Fiiiiineeee
Places in a sandbox
Ichigo: O.o
Ryou: And we have to make a sandcastle out of her?...
Look behind yooooou
INSERT DOOM AND DESTRUCTION SWINGING AXES FIRE BREATH CROCODILES AND CAKE
Kisshu: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
(Notice in the cake is a deadly snake)
Kisshu: CAAAAAAAAKE
Masaya: Cake isn't good for you.
Ryou: Shut it, Llama.
Masaya: Did you just call me a llama?
Ryou: Yes, you are a fuzzy, dopey, stupid, flower obsessive, disgusting, vile Llama.
FUN! Your insults are so weird.
Ryou: You wrote them.
Zaps with lightning
Masaya: Ow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did that happen
Ryou: He's a good shield for a scrawny little school boy.
Masaya: HEY
Kisshu: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Ryou: Why do you make Kisshu crazy in all of your stories.
Its fun. You are Ichigo's in the future of every story, Masaya must suffer and he must be crazy therefore.
Ichigo: BUT I LOVE MASAYA
Zaps
Ichigo: Robotic Voice I will love anyone who saves me.
Kisshu and Masaya: LETS GOOOOOOO CHARGE THROUGH AXES AND THINGS WHILST ICHIGO SINKS
Ryou looks around and picks up ichigo from out the sandpit
RYOU WINS!
Kisshu and Masaya: EH! BUT WE JUST WENT THROUGH AXES AND FIRE AND SNAKE CAKE AND HUH?
All I said was look behind you, not run through everything, didn't I?
Masaya: THAT IS SO EVIL
You're coming around!
So that's Episode One of Who Gets Ichigo...obviously the games were short but hey, they argued and I needed a theme song! Now! Go review and look out for the next episode of...WHO GETS ICHIGO!