Hello people of earth and if you're not from here GET THE F*** OUT NOW… Just kidding.

This is my first fan fiction EVER so please review this and tell me in the polls if you want noble six male or female of who you want to see together like Kat and Carter or Noble Six and Emile (if six is a girl) so without further ado "Hell yeah HALO!"

***I don't own halo if I did you would have seen jetpacks WAY sooner***

Watching the end credits for reach made me want to find a shotgun and kukri and go hunt down the dumbass who thought it was a good idea to kill of the best characters they made since Chief, Cortana and the Arbiter. Ok technically speaking Jun isn't dead (or so Bungie has us think) but no one really likes that prick cause he never actually did anything.

CRACK! "Ah, son of a bitch!" I mumbled it even though I was totally alone. I just went to turn off the x-box since I had played the Lone Wolf mission like 10 times and I could never cap more than 20 elites and 50 grunts.

I reached for the console when suddenly it felt liked everything went slow-mo and then everything was black.

I felt like I was in one of those sort of deaf slow-mo moments when you're playing those shooter games and your character gets blown up or something and blacks out. I looked around and saw the ugliest creature I'd ever seen in my lifetime holding a glowing sword when I realized it was an energy sword and the ugly asshole holding it was a fucking ELITE zealot class like the ones I had been killing not even an hour ago.

I felt the rage inside of me building for no reason and I screamed at the top of my lungs "get off me you ugly son of a bitch get off of me!"

I kicked the elite so hard he flew about 5 feet next thing I know I had a katana in my hands and the elite was missing his head I looked around and found it by the feet of several elites holding plasma repeaters and giving me the death glare.

I practically felt my lungs burst out of my chest when I shouted "you Mother Fuckers want some to!" and lunged at them.

I charged past the first one with my sword outstretched and cut him in half from the waist down then did a back flip then a foot sweep and knocked the second on his alien ass and speared him with my sword.

The last elite brought out his energy sword and starting swinging. I went into another one of those fast motion sequences and tossed my katana straight in to his knee cap which took down his shields and made him howl in pain while picked up an assault rifle lying on the ground and unloaded the clip into his skull.

I don't know what compelled me to do it but I walked up to his corpse and removed my sword and said with a satisfied smile on my face "you used to be an ugly alien bastard but then you took a fucking KATANA to the knee!"

I looked around and sat on a nearby rock and started trying to piece together my situation 1. I was fighting aliens that shouldn't exist and even if they did we wouldn't discover them for at least 500 years 2. I was in armor that was at least 200 yrs more advanced than what our current tech was 3. I suddenly had triple my strength since I can't even hold 20 pound dumbbell without slouching yet now I can cut through reinforced bone with ease and I can perform such complex acrobatic moves that would have taken years to perfect 4. Before I blacked out I was in my condo yet now I was in an expansive field that went on for miles.

My thoughts were cut off by a purple blur flashing past my eyes and I ran off in its direction.

When I got to a small building I decided to search it and found a truck and a magnum and decided to put a fifth point on my list 5. I had somehow been transported into halo reach.

I took the truck and raced off towards where a beacon had appeared on my HUD "wait a minute if I have a HUD then I have a helmet." I stopped the truck and touched my head to see if my assumption was correct. My gloved hands stopped when it felt something smooth and cold I then slowly removed my helmet and looked at it, it was the base variant of the operator helmet that I always had six where in game it seemed fitting that I would now be the one to wear it.

I replaced my helmet on my head and continued my journey. When I got within 50 metres of the beacon and choose to move on foot to avoid detection by whatever was waiting at the beacon.

All of a sudden I felt a giant force hit me in the back and I felt like blacking out again after I flew about 10 feet forward. I turned around to see a ghost coming in to finish me off now that I was on my last part of health and my shields were down.

Checked my equipment and grenades and saw that I had evade ( I guess I picked that up from those elites ) and plasma grenades I turned and ran for cover behind another rock and waited for my shields to recover then waited for the ghost to make another pass then took action.

I rolled out of cover and jumped the ghost and knocked off the grunt driving it I turned it 180 degrees and raced toward the advancing covenant and planted my grenades on the hood and jumped out.

Watching the enemy get decimated and demolished brought another smile to my face which scared me since Emile was the only Spartan I could think of who like watching get killed "Mano you got some moves." The voice shocked me so much I pulled out my katana and put it to the chin of the character that had made the sound.

"Holy Shit Man! No need to kill me for complementing you!"

Another voice spoke up "And here I thought I had a big knife."

I looked at them and realized who they were and put my sword away "Well hello Emile and Jun."

It was Emile who spoke up "I'd like to skip the pleasantries until I know who you are."

I looked at him and thought for a moment "Anothony-L612"

Kay I'm not sure if this counts as a cliffhanger if it does I'm sorry.

But I have to give to give credit to TREBOR117 for basing certain parts of this chapter on his story "stuck in a world of fiction"

Next chapter "Noble team"

Until next time troll your friends hard troll your enemies harder.