Yup here's a comedy with Deapool and OC assassin... as PARTNERS! Also for some reason I have a shadow who seems to be a mirror image of me but funnier.
Mirror Image: You know it.
What the hell man don't sneak up on me like that!
M.I.: Your so fun too scare of course we are each other so it shouldn't be a problem.
Sigh. Wait if your are a mirror image of me then your my evil doppelganger right?
Familiar Voice: no that would be me
WHAT THE F*%K! WHO THE F&$K ARE YOU!
Other me?: I'm the evil you.
Sigh I have a complex.
Both of them: Yes you do.
WARNING: THERE WILL BE BAD SPELLING BLOOD, GORE, ALLOT OF CAPITALS, GRAMMER, AND FOURTH WALLS BREAKING.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN DEADPOOL MARVEL OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY FAMOUSE. ALL I OWN IS THE PLOT AND MAYBE SEGADOR.
Evil Me: Who's Segador?
Shut up and read the story.
Chapter 1: I"M DEADPOOL! (Prologue)
Bang! "NEXT!" yelled a voice. Another person walks into the door and starts to talk."Hello my..." BANG! "NEXT!" As soon as the next person opens the door the voice yells "Unless you have never killed a person get OUT!" Soon a whole bunch of people leave except for a 18 year old kid wearing a black trench coat with belt buckles for straps, bandages on his hands and face (but strangely his eyes where hidden), a sword on his back, grey/black split colored jeans, and had white hair. As he opens the door their is a click. Bang! On instinct he opens the door and as soon as he does he rolls, jumps, and kicks the chair so it went flying. Shing! A katana appears out of nowhere and cuts the chair in half.
"Ooo. You got some moves. Sit on the chair and we'll talk." the voice says. The man wearing black just stares at owner of the voice is a person wearing a red spandex suit with black in on the sides of the suit. He wore the spandex all over his body so it covered everything. On his face was two whites holes where his can see from the suit. Upon closer examination he has two katanas strapped to his back and two machine pistols strapped to his legs.
The two men stare at each other for a while (two seconds) before the red guy suddenly realizes something. "Oh yeah you can't sit down because you kicked the chair at me and I cut it in half. Yeah well next time don't kick chairs at people. So I take your here for the job as a nanny right." he says happily his mask contorting into what looks like a smile. "Dude come on take a joke. It's okay to laugh jeez. Are you gonna say anything... Well I will. The names Deadpool and aren't you a little young to join a crazed mutant pyschopath that constantly breaks the fourth wall? Well if you aren't pleasure to meetcha." Deadpool says and shoves his hand forward in an odd handshake. The kid with snow for hair just accepts the friendly gesture and shakes it.
"So what can you do and what do you use as weapons?" Deadpool asked his 'eyes' alight with curiosity. The white haired man then shouldered unbuckled his coat to reveal alot of stunning things to Deadpool. (A/N: No he doesn't have boobs!) Underneath the coat were first well muscled cheas and abbs strange enough thought there was a skull brand were his heart should be. But what got Deadpool flabbergast was the huge assortment of kunai knives, shurikan, and smoke bombs attached to his belt, and above the belt he wore no shirt. He just had a ying yang symbol tattoo with stitches where his heart would be. Onurge sides of his belt there is a holster with .45 caliber pistol. "Whew. Anything else should I know about?" Deadpool asked sarcastically. Then guy unwrapped his hand bandages a little to let loose a good two feet of chain whip fall and collapse near hai feet.. "okay do you have any powers I need to know about?"
The kid then grabs his Nodachi. Unsheathes it... and plunges it straight into his heart causing a blood fountain. After a few becomes of a blood hose spraying Deadpool the hole is filled with flesh, muscle, and skin like new. Stirches and everythjg.
"Wow you got anything else?" The kid then takes off some bandages off his face, namely the one's covering his eyes, and shows to have a purple iris eye and another that was pure black. "Okay creepy eyes are not a power." He then stares really hard at Deadpool with his pure black eye.
"Woah okay you have X-ray vision I can see that." Deadpool yells teleporting behind the kid who promptly turns around and punches him square in the jaw... and knocks his head off.
"Okay you have strength." Deadpool says reattaching his head. "And regenative health as well as x ray and I don't even want to know what the purple eye does."
" Okay let me guess what you are a" Deadpool said after thinking for a Deadpool minute (4 seconds)"Are you a rogue super soldier, gamma crazed killing machine, government agent, multi-billion dollar play boy philanthropist, or are you just insane for joining me. Because you're insane if your going to help me fight overwhelming odds of death from the suicide missions were going on you better be packed to hell. Or crazier than me, it really doesn't matter to me. By the way in the event that we die in a horrible, painful death I would like to ask you one thing... What's your name?" Still not showing any emotion what so ever the white haired man took a deep breath and actually said his name.
"They call me Segador, it's Spanish for Reaper ." (A/N: Que the dramatic pause for affect.) "Holy crap you actually spoke words this time!" Deadpool said excitingly. He then put his arm around Segador's shoulder and exclaimed "Kid can tell this is going to be a beautiful partnership."
End of the first chapter of the Adventures of Deadpool and Segador.
E.M:If you don't I'll come over ot your house and turn you into a mindless meat puppet!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! STOP DOING THAT!
Other ME: OC application forms are to be sent via PM.
4th voice: So please review ,respond, and relax.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!
-Till then Reaper God AAAAAAWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAYYYYYY YYY!