Disclaimer: I don't own the Total Drama series, or anything in this chapter, except the OC's.

Total Drama Vision

Episode One: ANOTHER Season? Sweet!

Chris: Last season, on Total Drama the Musical! -colored bars-

Now, the fan base of our show is HUGE, and you all demanded for new campers. We had to fire some interns and get rid of some old, crappy(in America, this will be translated to crummy) campers that nobody really liked, thus we have eleven returning campers, and 11 new campers. Before that long, painful process, I have to explain this season. A you may see here, I am in a shopping mall. To be exact, an abandoned shopping mall. This season's challenges, will be based on television shows! We were planning on getting an old TV studio, but, the producers say that it wasn't in the budget…so screw it, why not a shopping mall? Eh? Here they come! First, here is Bridgette!

Bridgette: Hey Chris!

Chris: Okay, Bridgette, go stand over there, next to the photo booth.

Bridgette: Okay.

Chris: Coming in now, is Roger!

Roger: -silently walks over to spot-

Chris: O……kay? Here comes Crystal!

Crystal: Que pasa! Comment tapples tu?

Chris: Quit speaking German!

Crystal: Okay! BTW I ttly said Spanish and French!

Chris: Uhh….

Crystal: W/e! I'll be ova there

Chris: Sure….what the heck? Why is there a limo, on my set! How much is this costing us? CHEF!

Chef: Somebody say my name? Ooh a limo! -takes a picture with phone-

Chris: Whatever. It's Preston!

Preston: Jeeves! Inspect this shopping centre for cockroaches, now.

Jeeves: Yes, sir.

CONFESSIONAL:

Bridgette: Okay, I can stand the quiet person, and the computer nerd, but I HATE snobs…..like Heather……and this kid.

CONFESSION OVER

Chris: Okay, here comes yet another fan favorite, Gwen!

Gwen: Hey, guys. Nice to be here…..not! Malls suck. Like that time in junior high…

-flashback starts-

Chris: STOP! How much is tis flashback costing us? I don't think it was in the contract with TeleToon.

Gwen: Ooooookay?

Chris: blah blah blah, here's Jordan! Our sports fanatic!

Jordan: What's up? Hold on, I'm getting twitter updates from the Cavaliers-Lakers game.

Chris: There's no service! -takes phone and chucks it down a random well-

Jordan: I'm not even gonna ask why there is a well inside of a mall…

Chris: Well, ask me that again after the last person arrives.

Jordan: I'm not so sure if I want to know…

Chris: Do it or your voted off!

Jordan: I'll do it…

Chris: Alright, here comes the ladies man, Cody!

Cody: Chris! Siked to be here, again! I see the ladies-

Gwen: Cody, get any new lines to use when you get here in between TDA and TDM?

Cody: Gwen, Gwen, Gwen. Trying to flirt with me, as always.

Gwen: uhh-

Cody(puts finger on her mouth): Listen, babe. I'm over you now.

Gwen: Get….your hands……..off of me……….now!!!

Cody: Okay, okay. Hey Bridgette….I heard Geoff is a total je-

Bridgette: Don't even think about, you moron.

Cody: Sheesh…..is Courtney here yet?

Chris: No, but DJ is.

DJ: Yo, Chris. How's it going. Hmm…this is much better than Wawanakwa.

Chris: I know, but it was more expensive.

Jordan: Then why didn't you just rent Wawanakwa back out?

Chris: Well………that's kinda not there anymore…

Jordan: What do you mean, not there?

Chris: Well, we had a lot of leftover explosives after seasons 1-3... And me and chef got bored in between seasons….

Gwen: Enough said.

Jordan: Yeah, you don't need to go any farther Chris. Is that why Chef is missing a finger?

Chef: -snarl-

Jordan: Aah! -runs away, runs into Preston-

Preston: Get ff of me, this instant! Your shirt has not been inspected by my butler! Jeeves! Inspect this boy immediately!

Jordan: What the hell? Get off of me! -pushes butler, who falls into well-

Jordan: Whoops. -everybody laughs-

Preston: JEEVES! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chris: Umm, Preston? While you were screaming, 2 people arrived….Trent and Geoff!

Preston: I DON'T CARE! MY BUTLER FELL DOWN A WELL!

Jordan: Oh well He's in deep water now. Get it? Oh 'well'? Deep water?

Trent: Uhh…

Geoff: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh that's a good one!

Jordan" Thanks Geoff. I'm a huge fan of yours!

Trent: That's really nice to say…in front of all of us..

Jordan: Oh…..you guys are cool too…

Chris: And here is Nick!Nick: Hey. Leave me alone, and your face will be fine.

-silence-

Nick: I mean, great to be here. Woo hoo.(that was sarcasm)

Chris: Okay, you've seen the first eleven campers. Were gonna take a little break here. don't change channels, we'll lose ratings!