Twenty Ways to Annoy the Fuck Outta Sephiroth
20. Steal his Masamune, use it to chop firewood or cut turkey. Put it back with out cleaning it.
19. Make him listen to Scarlet and Hiedegger fighting about whose parking space is better.
18. Make him baby-sit your cousins or annoying little sister. Someone who'll put make up on him.
17. Have him tutor Yuffie in Algebra or Trig.
16. Make him listen to "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B" more then seventeen times.
15. Then force him to listen to The Happy Tree Friends Theme Song and have Sora and Riku dance the "Mansex Taunt" for him.
14. Be as Yuffie-like as possible!
13. Talk with him about "all things in moderation".
12. Sick Aerith and her fuckin' annoying flowers on him!
11. Make him work at McDonald's. As the manager…
10. Force him to sit through a FULL WEEK of HIGH SCHOOL. Complete with homework and sluts and jocks and bitchy teachers. While doing this, You must take away his powers of awesomeness and Masamune.
9. While he's asleep, draw on his face, in PINK sharpie. I suggest writing something on his forehead about Zack being sexy.
8. Make him watch soap operas. That's hell in itself.
7. Three words: Ice, boxers, funny.
6. Make him sponge bath Shinra (FAT ONE) and cook for Rufus.
5. Constantly sing the "Chains Hang Low" song or the "F.U.N" song.
4. Make him deal with a sugar-high/drunk Reno.
3. Change out his shampoo with honey.
2. Tell him ALL his shortcomings.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY THE FUCK OUTTA SEPHIROTH IS…
STICK HIM IN A ROOM WITH ZACK FOR SEVEN STRAIGHT DAYS!
Thank you.