Killing Xemnas

A Simple Ten Step Program

1. Make him wear a pretty pink dress.
2. Light a bonfire under his window.
3. Dance around fire like an idiot.

4. Sing the "Happy Tree Friends" song.

5. Ask Kairi to recite the "Chronicles of Princess Mansex".

6. Have a friend come up with interpretive dance moves for the Chronicles.

7. Laugh as he goes into fetal position and sucks his thumb.

8. Laugh until you choke when Saix comes out onto the balcony to see what's wrong.

9. Repeat until he jumps off the roof of Castle Oblivion.

10. Do a victory dance and go out for sea-salt ice cream.