In the subteranean town of Bikini Bottom, Spongebob Squarepants skipped happily by the Easter Island head that belonged to none other than Squidward Tentacles. Of course, as always, Spongebob was wearing his festive Easter sweater, which showed a fluffy white bunny and a fuzzy yellow chick. He also had a headband on that had two large pink bunny ears ion the top of it. Squidward sighed as he picked up his clarinet up on the top floor of his house.
"Is there any holiday he doesn't have a sweater for?" he mumbled. He took in a deep breath and began with a horrid squelch. Down below, Spongebob covered his bunny ears, and the holes where his ears should be.
"Squidward, could you stop squealing and play some Easter carols?" Spongebob yelled. Squidward stopped playing and walked over to his window.
"What in the name of all that is good and pure is an Easter carol?" Squidward fumed.
"A song you play for Easter!" Spongebob answered, as if Squidward hadn't suspected that. He sighed, before slamming his window shut and returning to the squalls he called music. Spongebob shrugged.
"I guess he doesn't know any Easter carols." He said, hopping off toward Patrick's rock, singing an "Easter carol". He knocked loudly on the rock, but Patrick didn't answer.
"Patrick?" Spongebob yelled.
"What Spongebob?" said a voice from several inches behind Spongebob. Spongebob shrieked like a little child and jumped several feet in the air before turning around and realizing it was only Patrick.
"Patrick, don't scare me like that!" Spongebob scolded.
"I'm sorry Spongebob." Patrick said sadly. "Want to see my new pet Jimmy?" he asked, his tone completely changed.
"Oh, he's adorable!" Spongebob said, admiring the undersea rabbit on the leash Patrick was holding. It looked like a normal rabbit, except that it had fins instead of legs, and a very small fin instead of a cotton tail.
"I got him from the pet store for free, and all I had to do was agree to never go back again!" Patrick said excitedly.
"Does he know any tricks?" Spongebob asked. Patrick looked offended.
"Well, duh Spongebob, show him Jimmy!" Jimmy then proceeded to sit in place.
"Stay, Jimmy!" Patrick commanded. Jimmy stood. Patrick gestured to Jimmy, a look of pleasure on his face.
"Does he know anything else?" Spongebob asked. Patrick thought for a minute.
"No." he said.
"Cool." Spongebob said.
"He can play tag though!" Patrick said. "I'll be "It" first!"
"Run Jimmy!" Spongebob yelled. The sponge and the rabbit fled the starfish. The three friends played with Jimmy all day. Jimmy won every time, even when they played, "Who can eat a dozen doughnuts the fastest?" Patrick had been awestruck. Eventually, they all went to bed, Jimmy sleeping on the floor beside Patrick's bed.
Up in his Easter Island Head, Squidward was about to go crazy! All he had heard all day was "Jimmy this" and "Jimmy that", it was driving him nuts! He sat down with a hot cup of tea and schemed until a scheming smile slid across his face.
"All I have to do is get rid of the pest, those two buffoons will be so sad that they'll never bother me again!" he said. Squidward snuck down to Patrick's rock and slid inside. He carefully picked up Jimmy, and set him down outside and closed Patrick's rock. He then placed a carrot on a stick and tied it to Jimmy's neck so that it was dangling in front of his nose. Jimmy woke up and saw the carrot and sprinted for it, but to his displeasure, it ran away from him as he ran away into the distance. Now, all Squidward had to do was cover his tracks. He crumbled a trail of carrots, and arranged the crumbs in a trail leading outside the rock, and a little ways in the direction he ran. He also carefully painted a trail of rabbit prints to about the same spot. Squidward chuckled evilly as he lay down to go to sleep.