If you'd asked me, I thought the crooked man

was happy with his empty, crooked life.

But still one day the crooked man met a strange man

who lived his same crooked life.

And he loved him at first sight.

He looked at him with his empty, crooked eyes

and then he smiled, with his crooked, spooky smile.

He had only one crooked thought:

He and the strange crooked man

will be together forever, in their own crooked hell

So, I think, maybe he wasn't so happy

after all…