Irony

by Mrs Hikaru Hitachiin

An epic, beautiful, tragic love story beetween Phil Lester and Dan Howell. This majestic story tells the tale of the meaning of words, their value, their consequences, and the repercussions of irony. Go on this beautiful journey with Dan and Phil as they discover their love. (Warning: contains graphic descriptive juicy lemon)

"Lol Dan

let's fuck", Phil said.

Dan didn't respond.

Phil sighed.

"Ironically", he clarified.

"oh lol k." Dan responded.

And then Dan and Phil had awkward butt sex and got stds.

The End