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I have yet again butchered a children's classic.
Light Yagami and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
When I went to sleep I had two apples hidden in my bed and now they're gone
And when I got out of bed, I tripped over my Shinigami.
And by mistake I dropped my list of criminals I was killing that day, into the sink while the water was running.
And I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
At breakfast L had a super deluxe strawberry covered cheesecake
Matsuda had cherry jelly filled donuts
But for my breakfast I'll I had was" a part of this nutritious and complete breakfast."
I think this breakfast company is criminal and they are now on my list.
In the control room L got to sit by my dad
And Shuichi got to sit by Kanzo
But I had to sit by Misa
I said she was pulling my arm, I said she was hanging around my neck; I said if I didn't sit by someone else I would suffocate.
No one even answered
It was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
In the morning L tried to trick me with four pictures instead of three
And when we played tennis, I think he let me win
When he was watching me with a hidden camera I had to throw away a TV that cost me 39,800 yen.
Like I have that kind of money
I knew it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
I could tell because L said he wanted to be my friend
When I know he much rather have Misa for a "friend"
And Wedy as his second "friend".
I would only be his third friend
I hope you die of a heart attack I thought about L
I hope the next time you get a strawberry cream shortcake I hope it kills you
L got his strawberry cream shortcake (which he didn't die from)
And Matsuda got a cupcake
Guess whose girlfriend would only let him eat a sugar free dessert?
It was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
That what it was, because afterwards I was imprisoned for a month
And though Misa was also imprisoned, I the only one who matters in this story
After my father pretended to shoot me, L said I wasn't Kira
Even if I wasn't Kira I still wished he was dead
After that L chained only me to his wrist and no one else
And L kept saying I was Kira, when I knew I wasn't
And when I punched L for saying so, my wrist got caught and I went sailing with him.
And while we were fighting my dad came back and scolded me for making a mess and fighting
I am having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day, I told everybody.
No one even answered.
L said not to push any of the buttons on his computer, but I forgot.
L told me not to turn back into Kira, but I did anyway
L touched the notebook and saw my Shinigami,
Ryuk was suppose to be my Shinigami, I didn't want L to see him
It was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
L had to go out in the rain and make me follow him
I hate the rain
L had to make me feel all creepy
I hate feeling creepy
Then he said I was a liar
When we went inside I was all wet
And I hate that feeling
Then he has to act all sappy and all the fan girls match us up and think we're in love.
But when we went inside I got the Shinigami to kill him
Well, it looks like things are looking up after all
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