"Heero, you have to make a choice. Me…or her."

Heero looked at Duo displaying his naked body and sighed.

"Duo…I want _you_. But I can't tell her about us…I have to keep her happy."

Duo leaned close to Heero and whispered in his ear.

"Have you tried…balloon animals?"

Relena Jumped up and own gleefully. Through her night vision binoculars she could see Heero coming to pay her a visit. She may be blonde, but even _she_ thinks she knows what _that_ means!

Relena opened the door wearing a pink teddy (ew…) and leaning against the doorframe.

She was trying to seduce a basket.

Pouting, she pulled the cloth off the top.

With uber-shimmery eyes, she grabbed the pink poodle balloon inside.

A note fluttered behind the slammed door.

"~Relena~

You are evil. I am gay. I love Duo. You're crazy enough that this'll make you happier than _I_ ever could.

~Heero~"