Hi Guys! This lil' story might be confusing at the beginning but don't worry it will sort itself out and sorry about all the toilet humor but what other kind of humor does a 4 year old know?
Anyway....thanks for reading!
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Trunks and Pan walked hand in hand into the dark forest.
"Trunks?" Pan asked but got no response, "I really think this is a bad idea"
"I don't" he replied as he spotted the cabin in the middle of the forest and started running towards it.
"I don't think the old man is here" Pan said looking inside the house from a dirty window.
"Yes I am here. Come inside" they heard a raspy voice say. Trunks went up to Pan and squeezed her hand tightly, "It will all be OK" he said not sure of it himself.
They walked inside and saw the old man sitting beside the fire with a little bottle with green liquid in his hands.
"Is that it?" Trunks asked.
"Yes it is. I will be going into the past to give it to your former self as soon as you want, but Trunks......" the old man said grabbing his walking stick and standing up, taking one step closer towards the couple, "This will seriously damage your life and the people around you. I strongly advise you NOT to take it"
"I can see that you have never experienced love Jaro. This life is driving me insane. Not able to see Pan because of our age when love has no limits"
"I understand. Well then, if this works you understand that your life will pause. You will still be alive but not only will your body stop growing, your mind will stop maturing as well until the potion runs out in 15 years time"
"OK" said Trunks weakly, squeezing Pans hand tighter.
"Are you sure you want to go through with this?" the old man asked once again.
Trunks nodded and the old man started disappearing but quickly grabbed the bottle with the green liquid in it.
"Good luck" Pan said waving good-bye to the man.
"If this works" the old man said so quietly now that Trunks and Pan had to come closer to the disappearing figure, "The change in your world will be extrodinary"
And suddenly a huge bright light exploded in the room and the man disappeared.
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Vegeta walked up the huge mountain on the way to his training space at the back of the Gotoromo Mountains with a hyper four year old jumping around him.
"Daddy! Daddy! Oh look squirrels up the tree! Oh look! look! Dad! Squirrels! Squirrels!"
Trunks stopped bouncing up and down, rushed over to Vegeta and kicked him on the back of the leg.
"Look at the squirrels!"
"AAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta screamed at Trunks. Trunks wiped the spit of his face and ran further away from Vegeta.
"Dumb little baka" Vegeta cursed under his breath and watched his son run away in fright.
Trunks turned around and when he saw that his father wasn't chasing him to pound the living daylights out of him he stopped when he suddenly saw an old man standing near some bushes to his left.
With a sudden urge of 4 year old curiosity he went up to the man.
"Hello young one" the old man said, "You will come to many dangers as you grow older...."
"Hello, but bye-bye I don't talk to strangers especially ones that look like you!" he said pointing to the man and walking back to his father.
"Oh dear Kami, I should of come when you were 15, no wait Trunks!" the old man suddenly shouted in alarm as he saw the boy getting further away.
"How do YOU know my name?" Trunks yelled back.
"Come here before your father sees you" the old man half screamed.
"NO!" Trunks said pocking out his tongue and running faster.
"Oh you little shit" the old man said standing up holding on to his back and grabbing his walking stick of the ground pointing it at Trunks, "May the Gods up above with all their powers stop time except for the one which is pointed" he screamed into the heavens.
A dead leaf fell of a tree as huge thunderbolts of electricity came down from the sky and suddenly, the leaf stopped in mid-air. The wind became a lifeless cold and the only ones still breathing was the old man and chibi Trunks.
"PAPA! PAPA!" Trunks screamed out still not able to see his father, "Lets go train somewhere else, there's all these lost grandpapa's back there!"
Trunks finally climbed up to the top of the cliff and looked down at his father.
"Dad?" Trunks said at the lifeless body in front of him who wasn't moving or breathing, "Dad! Hey! Dad! LOOK AT ME! Papa move"he said pushing Vegeta from the side.
Trunks reached over to touch his Dads lips and felt that they were stone cold. Little tears started forming in his eyes. "Papa breathe!"
"Don't worry Trunks things will get back to normal" came a voice from the other side of the hill as the old mans face appeared.
"It was you! you- you-" Trunks tried to think up the dirtiest, most meanest word a 4 year old could say and finally came out with, "You willie. You big stinky doodle!"
The old man still holding his back with one hand and the big walking stick with the other one took another step forward.
"Trunks you have to listen to me, I already know you, I'm you friend. Call me Jaro. When your a big strong boy you were my friend and you have a lady friend as well"
"No" said the weeping boy hugging his fathers legs.
"What is that Trunks?"
"No! Girls are yucky!"
The old man sighed and continued, "Look see this?" he said pulling a green liquid in a glass bottle out of the outer robe that surrounded his fragile body, "This is what you need. You become un-happy in the future Trunks-kun and you need to take this"
"NO!" the young boy said crying louder.
The old man shut his eyes tightly trying to think. The potion will not work if he put it in his body by magic. He had to drink it at his own choosing.
'Why of course!' the old man suddenly thought, 'How could you be so dumb?'
"But Trunks...." Jaro said, "You Mum will be very mad if you don't drink it"
"Mum? Did she tell you, to tell me...." Trunks wiped one of his eyes and a little smile appeared on his face, "To tell you, to tell me, to tell you, to tell me, to tell you, to tell me......"
The old man got a glint of hope in his eye as he saw the young child smile.
"OK...OK Trunks"
"To tell you, to tell me, to tell you, to tell me...."
"Ok Trunks, joke is over"
"To tell you, to tell me..."
"ENOUGH!!!!"
The boy stopped and stood back next to his father.
"Good. So yes your mother did tell me, to tell you" the man stopped and looked at Trunks as a huge grin appeared on the little boys face, "To drink this, it is....what do you call it..... lime flavor?"
"Oh yum!"
Trunks ran over to the old man and snatched the bottle out of his hands.
"Special treat!" he screamed gulping all of the formula down.
"Well your certainly harder to persuade then any other 4 year old I know" Jaro said.
"Pers- what? What's that huge word?"
The old man looked at Trunks and shook his head, "Your wrecking your whole life Trunks, but it was your call"
Trunks looked at the old man scrunching up his nose. "What?"
"Farewell then young Trunks. May the good spirits keep you safe"
Trunks looked at the man and burped loudly. "Thanks for the special treat mister!"
The man nodded and started to disappear and as Trunks waved goodbye, the old leaf finally completed its course back to the cold damp earth.
"Who are you waving to boy?" Trunks heard behind him.
"DAD!" Trunks said jumping on his father. Vegeta chucked Trunks off him and sent him flying across the hard cold earth while Trunks screamed and got a mouthful of dirt. After lying there for a couple of seconds Trunks stood back up and started running back to his father.
"I love you Dad!" Trunks said as a piece of dirt flew out of his mouth.
"Brat?!? What is wrong with you?" Vegeta said as he grabbed Trunks gi and plopped him beside him.
Trunks looked up to his father and smiled happily. "I was just worried that you couldn't go to the toilet anymore, when you couldn't move" he said as he started giggling uncontrollably.
Vegeta looked down at the lavender hair little boy and screwed up his face in confusion.
"What a relief!" Trunks said proud to use a big word as they finally came to the other side of the mountain to train.
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"MUM, WE'RE HOME!!!!!" Trunks said running into the kitchen.
"Hey sweetie!" Bulma said leaning down and kissing her son on the cheek, "How was it?"
"Oh real good. The old man gave me the special treat, thanks Mum!"
Bulma nodded and proceeded to cook dinner.
"What are you cooking?"
Bulma laughed and put Trunks up on the kitchen bench.
"Can't you see over the kitchen bench yet? Don't worry, by Christmas you'll be able to see over it and even help me cook!"
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And life went on as usual in the Capsule Corporation house and 1 year floated away in front of their eyes.
Trunks became good friends with Bulma's oldest friends son, Goten.
He started school and was enjoying his life.
Vegeta and Bulma still fought all the time.
Trunks and Vegeta were still always hungry.
Everything was normal, till one day.......
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"Trunks! Come here. You're going to be late for school. VEGETA!!!! Will you drive Trunks to school?!?!"
"WHY. HE CAN FLY CAN'T HE?!?!"
"YOU HEARD THE TEACHERS. LITTLE KIDS STARTED JUMPING OFF THEIR ROOFS PRETENDING TO BE LIKE YOUR SON. HE HAS TO GET TO SCHOOL BY CAR!"
"WHY CAN'T HE WALK?" Vegeta screamed from the couch.
"VEGETA!!!!!!! IT IS RAINING, TAKE YOUR SON TO SCHOOL!!" Bulma yelled, storming into the lounge room and snatching the remote of Vegeta.
Vegeta made a feeble attempt to get it back, stood up and punched a hole in the wall.
"BRING THE CAR BACK IN ONE PIECE VEGETA!!!!!" she said screaming after him. He didn't turn around but waved and bulma put her hands on her hips smiling and walked back into the kitchen.
"Oh there you are Trunks! Your lunch is on the kitchen bench. Have a nice day at school"
Trunks reached up to grab the sandwich but it was to high.
"MUM!!!! I CAN'T REACH IT!!!!!"
"TRUNKS DON'T SCREAM"
"MUM, I CAN'T REACH, THE SANDWICH IS TO HIGH FOR ME TO GET!!!!"
Bulma walked into the kitchen and saw Trunks little arm reaching over the top of the kitchen bench, not even close to the sandwich wrapped in plastic.
"Here you go Trunks" Bulma said passing the sandwich to Trunks.
"Thank-you Mum. I love you" he said kissing his Mum goodbye.
"Yeah. Me too son" she said hurrying Trunks to the door.
Vegeta started tooting the horn in the car making Trunks and Bulma run faster.
"Vegeta bring the car in one piece" Bulma warned Vegeta once again while putting Trunks seatbelt on and closing the car door.
Vegeta put the car in reverse and drove the car down the driveway.
'Hey he's getting the hang of it' Bulma said to herself but spoke to soon when Vegeta rammed in to a parked car in the street.
"Hey jerk, what the hell did you do to my car?!?!" came a man from next door with a towel around his waist while the alarm from the car went on and woke everyone in the neighborhood.
Vegeta did a little maneuver and started reversing into the driveway of the man who had insulted him and drove directly into the man.
"AGGGH!!!!"The man screamed racing into the house.
"Cool!"Trunks said as he stared out the window.
"VEGETA DON'T KILL ANYONE!!!" came Bulma's voice from next door.
Vegeta grinned as he made the car go forward and made it come out of his neighbors property.
"BYE MUM!!!!!" Trunks yelled out of the window and waved at his mother. He put his head back inside and looked proudly at his father, "When I grow up I'm going to drive like you Dad!"
Vegeta changed gears and turned on the window wipers and quicker than he thought they were already at the primary school.
"I saw what your mother gave you to eat, don't you have a diner at school?"
"Oh yeah. The sandwiches Mum makes are disgusting but Goten likes them so I swap some of my food for his"
Vegeta nodded as Trunks waved good-bye and hopped out of the car then sprinted into his class so he wouldn't get wet.
"Hi Trunks!" The little boy heard as he took his little yellow rain coat off.
"Oh hi Goten!"
"Trunks! Oh you know what I hear Gohan say this morning?" Goten said pulling Trunks to a corner of the classroom.
"What?"
"Bullshit!" Goten said excitedly as Trunks eyes widened.
"What does it mean?"
"Um..... I don't know..... but IT IS a bad word. Gohan told me not to tell Mum!"
Suddenly the teacher called them all to sit at their desks.
"Now children, can everyone tell me what's happening outside today?"
"IT'S RAINING" came little sing-song voices from all over the room but suddenly at the back came two more.
"BULLSHIT!!!!!"
"Trunks, Goten what did you say?"
"Bullshit" said Goten matter-of-factly.
Little kids all around started picking up the new vocabulary.
"Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit" came the sing-song voices again.
"Trunks! Goten! come outside to the hall right now. We're calling your parents!"
"This is all your fault Goten" Trunks said loudly.
"No it's not. It's Gohan's!"
"Stop talking!" The teacher yelled at the two young boys.
"BULLSHIT!!!" a little boy yelled.
"SHUT UP!!!" yelled the teacher.
"Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" all the little kids said together, "Naughty word"
The teacher closed the door behind her and grabbed the back of both of their shirts.
"Your both going to ring your parents and tell them what happened"
"OK" the two boys said at the same time. The teacher finally came to the staff room and showed them to the phone.
"Tell them what happened and tell them to come to school" she said as she sat down on a big comfortable chair.
Goten reached up to the phone on the wall and punched in the numbers and after a long conversation hang up.
"Mum say she is coming" he said walking back to the teacher.
"Good. Trunks your turn" she said.
Trunks walked up to the phone and reached his hand up to grab the receiver but couldn't reach. He remembered his moms warning to not fly at school so he went on his tipy toes and jumped up to the phone.
"Ha ha. You're short Trunks" Goten said sitting next to his teacher.
"Be quite" Trunks yelled jumping to get the receiver again, giving up and levitating up punching the numbers in.
"Oh dear Kami!" the teacher yelled as she saw Trunks flying off the ground, "Get down now!"
"Hello Capsule Corporation?"
"Hi! Can I speak to my Mum?"
"One moment please"
"Hello?" Bulma's voice cam from the receiver after a while.
"Hi Mum. What's bullshit?"
"WHAT?!?! Who taught you that?"
"Gohan"
"GOHAN?!?!"
"Mum people don't like bullshit at school so you have to pick me up" Trunks said into the phone and hanged up floating back to the ground.
And so the day went on with a lot of telling offs and no more special treats for the rest of the month and Trunks became more and more excited as his birthday came along, special treats or not.
"I'm going to be five. I'm going to be five" he yelled sprinting around the house.
Bulma looked attentively at her son, watching his every movement.
Was it her or had Trunks been growing shorter? Trunks was once taller than Goten but now Goku's son towered over him.
Experimenting she went and made some toast and took the honey out of the cupboard.
"TRUNKS!!!!!" Bulma yelled.
"WHAT?"
"COME HERE PLEASE?"
Soon Trunks jumped into the kitchen and Bulma looked down at him.
"Do you want some?"
"Some what?"
"Can't you see what I'm preparing" she said kneeling in front of Trunks.
"No" he said shaking his head.
"Can't you see I'm making honey on toast?"
"Oh yum!"
"Trunks, tell Mummy if you can see the bread and the honey pot on the kitchen bench" she said nervously holding Trunks shoulders.
"No I can't!!! Can I have some honey on toast now?"
She reached up and handed it back to Trunks slowly.
"Oh Yuck! It's that yucky white bread. I don't want it anymore" Trunks said skipping off.
Bulma ran after Trunks and side stepped in front of him. "Trunks have you marked on your wall how much you've grown lately"
Trunks nodded his head and Bulma got a puzzled expression on her face. Ever since he was able to walk Trunks loved to go up to his room and mark on the wall how tall he'd grown. Bulma suddenly took Trunks hand and marched upstairs to his room and pressed him against the wall next to the markings that had been made for the past five years and gave a little gasp.
"Trunks? You haven't marked your height for 1 year!"
"Yes I have"
Bulma pushed Trunks out of the way and looked at the bold line that had fit comfortably over Trunks head.
"I haven't changed, so I keep drawing on the same line" he said sadly.
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Yup.... real long chapter. Should I continue?
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